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My newest Girlfriend/Penis substitute

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Swarthy_Foreskin, Jan 25, 2002.

  1. Swarthy_Foreskin

    Swarthy_Foreskin Retarderator

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    Here she is. Just got her in today. Ain't she purdy?
     
  2. Sapphire Nights

    Sapphire Nights BANNED

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    I'm confuzzled. This is a substitute for a girlfriend AND a penis? Or is it OR a penis? :hmm:
     
  3. TWD

    TWD Cute and Cuddly

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    I believe he is try to infer that instead of masturbating all day he will be playing with his new....hardware.
     
  4. Swarthy_Foreskin

    Swarthy_Foreskin Retarderator

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    Let's just say that I'm compensating for something ;)
     
  5. Original9

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    "You dirty mother****er"

    (Off of South Park)
     
  6. The Dopefish

    The Dopefish Active Member

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    You know what they say about men with graphic cards with big GPUs... ;)

    ...AND THEN THE SQUIRRELS ATTACKED!
     
  7. ben harkins

    ben harkins New Member

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    Ti-500?
    Ti-200?
    Brand?
    So many questions left unanswered but it does look swell.:)
     
  8. EmptySpace

    EmptySpace New Member

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    JIMMY!

    Midgets, Dopefish, midgets :rolleyes: :p :D ;)
     
  9. Swarthy_Foreskin

    Swarthy_Foreskin Retarderator

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    PNY GF3 Ti 500

    That good enough for you?! :D
     
  10. Original9

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    I still hate you! :mad:
     
  11. ben harkins

    ben harkins New Member

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    Yes, and now I hate you too.:D
     
  12. TWD

    TWD Cute and Cuddly

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    ok guys comon let's go over to his house beat him up and steal that sweet card.
     
  13. Swarthy_Foreskin

    Swarthy_Foreskin Retarderator

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    Don't be like that. Give your uncle Swarthy a hug!

    BTW, I got some of those sweet ass 3D goggles with it. I bet you're really jealous now!
     
  14. Original9

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    My foot's going up someone's ass tonight! :D
     
  15. Assymilator

    Assymilator No idea what to put here.

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    damn you all and your money! :mad: :p
     
  16. LordKhaine

    LordKhaine I sing the body electric...

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    /me kicks swarthy
     
  17. Sam_The_Man

    Sam_The_Man I am the Hugh Grant of Thatcherism

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    Ok...

    ...AND THEN THE MIDGET SQUIRRELS ATTACKED!

    :D
     

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