My fellow germans come in... quickly...

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Ulukai

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Dig those funky MIDI beats (uh, possibly)

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Balton

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yes, but its a joke. if you can read the text you'll notice.

and, :D the site is like LSD AND alcohol! I need morwe! my limps are already trembling convuslsivic!
 

Ulukai

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Originally posted by Balton.de
... the site is like LSD AND alcohol! I need morwe! my limps are already trembling convuslsivic!

Uh, in that case, you need less.
 

Sven_ya!

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If this is all Germans then why are you guys, like, speaking English and sh!t? Unless you're speaking with heavy accents like in Wolfenstein, that I can understand. I'll try to fit in.

Ja! Dat's vat I ssink! I heardt zat zees site izz yust a hoaxt.
 

Balton

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Originally posted by Mxtrmntr
Tho a humorous Austrian site would have been way better... ph34r our cabaretists! :)

yeah... like they are in GEERMAN comedy shows to get a name! ... wie hieß den der zwerg aus der wochenschau???...
 

Balton

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Originally posted by Mxtrmntr


hmm dunno... I was thinking of old ones like Helmut Qualtinger and newer ones like Roland Düringer ;)

Qualtinger? didnt he immigrate to the USA and changed hios name to QUALTHWAR??? :D
 

Mxtrmntr

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Originally posted by Balton.de


Qualtinger? didnt he immigrate to the USA and changed hios name to QUALTHWAR??? :D

No...Qualtinger died a few years ago, after he had participated in the film "The name of the rose" with Sean Connery and Kevin Bacon... from what I've heard, he had to walk barefoot through the snow in that film and got seriously ill because of that, and died!
 

Balton

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Originally posted by Mxtrmntr


No...Qualtinger died a few years ago, after he had participated in the film "The name of the rose" with Sean Connery and Kevin Bacon... from what I've heard, he had to walk barefoot through the snow in that film and got seriously ill because of that, and died!

ouch!

but what was shortys name... i always forget his name... BUT NO ONE CAN BEAT HARALD SCHMIDT!!!!
 

Balton

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Re: Re: My fellow germans come in... quickly...

Originally posted by Cat Fuzz





O holy crap. That dumbass shouldn't be allowed to upload ANYTHING to web EVER AGAIN!!

hehe, if you could read what they are writing... i got trough till nun anna who looks more liek from a porn movie...
 

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Whoa, that sure is hard on the eyes! But since I can't read it anyway, I won't be needing to stare at it for any length of time....