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Eliwar

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PITA (pain in the ass) kicks ass. Last night when I went to bed, one of my other cats was meowing at my door to come back out. After a while, PITA got pissed at him and started making threatening sounds at him to shut up. Then they got into a fight and the meowing at the door stopped. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif He's so cool, he knows that it is best to let us continue sleeping. How do I know that PITA is trying to keep it quiet for us? He doesn't do this in the daytime when the other cats are at my door. He (PITA) also kicks that cat's (shadow's) ass if he is picking on the smallest of my cats. He is sort of the house's NATO Peace Keeping force.

I'm bored so I decided to share that with you.

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Keiichi

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Here's my kitty. Her name is...errr..."Hey cat".

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Even though I'm about 10X her size, she still manages to hog about 3/4 of my bed. She also enjoys comming into my room just to puke on my carpet.

-Keiichi


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Keiichi

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Don't worry. It's mostly fur. She was having an especially "poofy" day when I took that picture.

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Eliwar

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ugh, I'll have to get PITA for a pic. He's a short haired one and probably about that size...

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Dr. Strangelove

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I have a cat named Stills (Yes, he was named for Crosby, Stills, and Nash. Nash was taken before we got to the pet store, and sadly, we lost crosby last winter. And yes, they were brothers.) He is (roughly) 7 years old, and I got him while he was only a fiew months old.

He is, for the most part, a gental, calm cat. The exceptions to that is when he throws up on my floor (or worse, in my bed), or brings live wildlife into my bed in the wee hours. The best story I have happend this spring. I woke up at about 3 am hearing a wacking sound over by my computer. I turned on the light, and Stills was playing with a bleeding woodcock he had brought in. Let me tell you, a woodcock in about two feet long, and MUCH bigger than Stills. The woodcock was trying to fly, but was hurt much too badly, so it was just smeering blood all over my walls, computer, sub-woofer, and rug. eeeewwwwww. (I still have spots that won't come out 7 feet up on my wall) It didn't take me long to jump out of bed and try and reason with stills. I pointed at him, the bird, and ten out the door many times, but in vein. He just looked at me like I was some sort of idiot and walked away. I didn't want to touch it, so I just went back to sleep, and washed my walls in the morning. I still have stains all over them.

Another good story about him, is he once brought in a mouse. That day, I just happened to be doing some work on the phone line for my computer. I hadn't put the assembly back into the wall yet, and this mouse, running from Stills, climbed in. Later on that night I heard some clicking (it sounded like someone was clipping their toe nails). When I woke up, I found that the mouse had eaten through almost all of the wires in the phone line, and then started on a power cable and apparently electricuted itself... /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif. That required quite some wire splicing to fix /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif.

As soon as I can find a photo of him, I will scan and post it!

::looks over at bed:: looks like I will need to kick him out pretty soon /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif .

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Bad.Mojo

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What's with you fucking cat people anyways? Cats do nothing. I hate cats. Kittens are cool, but cats are dumb-asses. I dunno, but I prefer dogs. They actually listen to you, and they play with you, and stuff. Only kittens do that. Cats just have attitude problems.

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I_ABuGa

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my cat has...

... an attitude alrite. Of the 5 cats I've had, 3 of them kicks my dogs ass anytime Doggy gives em trouble. Judging that the cats are small compared to a mongrel alsation, those cats are like you Bad.mojo, real bad asses.

And they dont gang up on Doggy, they take her on individually. Strange thing is they usually dont mind being around each other, just that sometimes the dog gets in an itchy mood and starts disturbing them kitties. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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Buddy_Pickle

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I had a pigmy goat for a while named Keiser (guess the movie?). He was pretty cool, and stayed small, but to tell you the truth: Goats are shit factories. Poop, poop, poop....and then poop some more.

We ended up donating him to a local petting zoo, where they like to have goats crap without prejudice.

Funny story though...when I asked a vet if there was a risk of a goat eating the crap my dog would leave around the yard, his answer was this:

"If you were a donkey, would you walk around eating giraffe shit??"

Laughed for a day...


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Dr. Strangelove

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Well, here is a picture of Stills for you. Remember, this beast took out a woodcock.

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And here is a picture of my dog, Brandy (or "Tequila" as one of my friends calls her). She looks old because she is.

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Dr. Strangelove

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ya, I thought I would let someone else bring that up. (btw, she is very much alive....at least last time I checked... /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif )

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Dogs Rule!!

Here's mine. Murphy the Border Collie/Golden Retriever mix, and Toby the corgi.

also got a cat, but she's just a glorified chew toy as far as the dogs are concerned.
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