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My boxers are sticking to my butthole via old excrement

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Plumb_Drumb, Feb 12, 2009.

  1. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    I usually have some plaid boxers, but sometimes I'm looking for that guy named Dominick. He's Italian. He used to dose a lot. He moved to Colorado for a while?
    He's tall and has dark hair? He called me out a few months ago?
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  2. Mozi

    Mozi Zer0 as a number

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    I think you need to punch your neighbor.
     
  3. Slainchild

    Slainchild Gold Member

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    Wiping your arse after taking a dump usually helps prevent things like this.
     
  4. CyMek

    CyMek Dead but not gone.

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    Hey! Billy Mayes here for Feces Gone!

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  5. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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  6. DarkED

    DarkED The Great Oppression

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    Reality. What a concept!
     
  7. SlayerDragon

    SlayerDragon LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES

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    :lol::tup:

    Pro post located!
     
  8. Jackal

    Jackal Crapass

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    haha. Great post.
     
  9. Plumb_Drumb

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    ****, I thought it was a leather wallet.
    that would have felt good on my butt.
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    Wiki vaporizer
     
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  10. Festering Anus

    Festering Anus Cheeto Hans

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    Shave your anus. Trust me, it works.
     
  11. thewalkingman

    thewalkingman ssssssssssss bugger!

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    Gillette Fusion 5+1 Power Core Duo!
     
  12. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    only to have it grow back? no thanks.

    I wipe it so hard, I get half the hairs on the paper.
    (and the occassionall rectal inflamation.
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    Live sex
     
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  13. akstylish

    akstylish Keyboard Crasha

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    I thought it was just me.
     
  14. Rambowjo

    Rambowjo Das Protoss

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    My excrement is boxing to my stick via old butthole.
     
  15. Twisted Metal

    Twisted Metal Anfractuous Aluminum

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    I prefer a power drill + this:

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  16. Angel_Mapper

    Angel_Mapper Goooooooats

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    Quick question: Is there any way to stop threads from showing up when they're posted by people on your ignore list? :)
     
  17. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    I don't think so. You're just gonna have to show some restraint.
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    Renegade Retard Defender of the newbie

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  19. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    you wouldn't mind pointing that finger a little lower?
    I could use a scraping.
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