movies you wouldn't watch even if your life depended on it

[Balton]

for the lulz guys,


Blubberella

Supposedly this is a Vampirella parody starring a dual wielding obese chick with enough temper to fry chicken, Uwe Boll behind camera and as Adolf Hitler... seriously anymore words seems like a waste... so here's a trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt-DOdPLMLI

Mayor Cupcake

When I read the small synopsis my first thought was that this is nothing more than a thinly disguised Sarah Palin propaganda movie. :tdown:

 

[Staward]

Ow C'mon, this one looks like fun.
I woudn't watch The Expandables again if my life depended on it, though.

 

[Bi()ha2arD]

That looks worse than Postal :x

 

[BITE_ME]

Any movie title that had the words "Polychron" and "Porn".

 

[Nevzat]

That looks worse than Postal :x

postal his best movie

harry potter series
narina or any kind of this type movies

no i dont hate fantasy movies but child movies

and twilight series

 

[BITE_ME]

The Last Airbender.

Bad acting,
And.
No boobies
=
Crud

 

[Mister_Prophet]

I watched Meet The Spartans once with a friend. After seeing that, nothing fazes me anymore (if you haven't see it, it's basically the closest thing to the Butt movies seen in Idiocracy as I think we've succumbed yet).

 

[aCRaSSiCauDa]

Harry Potter.

 

[Jacks:Revenge]

the Butt movies seen in Idiocracy

ASS

[m]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIviMYbW1Rc[/m]

 

[UBerserker]

The Epic Movie guys movies, those.

 

[Manticore]

Ewe Boll's Rampage. There's just something disturbing and distasteful about it as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Lizard Of Oz]

The Undefeated
Twilight
Slumdog Millionaire
Moulin Rouge
Chicago
Mamma Mia
From Justin to Kelly
Human Centipede
Hostel
SAW
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

...and anything directed by Michael Bay


.

 

[WaitForTheRain]

I watched about half of the film Underworld earlier seeing as I was pretty bored and it was on TV. What a pile of shit. Please add that to the list.

 

[[GU]elmur_fud]

Almost any horror film. I find the premise excessively irritating. Though I like allot of thrillers.

Oh and probably half the films that win Oscars. I don't need a movie that makes a statement If I watch a movie it is for entertainment.

 

[Manticore]

Feel good films about relationships.

Films about peoples' pathetic lives (think Woody Allen).

Any film by Baz Luhrmann (he's an arsehat).

And yes; I agree about Justin Beiber.......

 

[SleepyHe4d]

Slumdog Millionaire
Splice
SAW

1. Was a good movie. What's the problem?

2. Was a lot better than I thought it would be. Kind of interesting.

3. It got stupid after the 2nd movie.

 

[Manticore]

I think the big thing about Slumdog Millionaire is that the type of life portrayed in the flick is very much like how a lot of people in Mumbai live (including whatever tragedies arise).

It makes a lot of sense if you have actually seen that part of India first hand. My opinion.

 

[Twisted Metal]

The new Human Centipede. Apparently the plot is that some dude watches the first Human Centipede and gets sexually aroused by it, so he puts together his own centipede. WAT.

 

[BillyBadAss]

Great Expectations was by far the worst chick flick I was ever forced to watch. I would of cut that bitches throat after what she did the first time, but in female version of Star Wars/LOTR reality doesn't exist. Ethan Hawke's character gets trampled by this bitch time and time again. I would like to see a rewrite done to the ending where gives her an American History X curb stomp. That would of made a better ending to this shit movie.

 

[Big-Al]

anything connected to Uwe Boll