I can say this with 100% confidence that these movies are complete and utter shit, even though they have not been released yet. And we're supposed to trust the moronic executives who fund this crap!?
Anaconda 2
http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/anacondas/high.html
Santa Slay. This one is almost stroke-inducing. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. A monkey could shit on a type-writer and come up with a better plot than this.
http://comingsoon.net/news.php?id=4013
Dracula 3000:
http://www.moviehole.net/news/3139.html
Anaconda 2
http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/anacondas/high.html
Santa Slay. This one is almost stroke-inducing. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. A monkey could shit on a type-writer and come up with a better plot than this.
http://comingsoon.net/news.php?id=4013
In Santa's Slay, Santa Claus (Goldberg) turns out to actually be the son of Satan, and not the harmless old fellow we know and love. Santa's bad side has only been kept in check because of an ancient pact with an angel. Now, on Christmas Eve, the truce expires, and Santa is suddenly free to wreak mayhem. Teenager Nicholas Yuleson (Smith) discovers the terrifying truth about Santa from his grandfather (Culp), and it's up to him to stop Santa's deadly rampage in their small town of Hell. With the help of his spunky girlfriend Mac (de Ravin), Nicholas must take on Santa and his Viking Hell Deer, in order to try to restore peace on Earth for another thousand years.
Dracula 3000:
The movie’s synopsis is provided on the site too: One thousand years into the future, and somewhere in the far reaches of outer space, a terrifying legend lives on. It’s the year 3000 AD. A salvage ship on a routine interstellar mission discovers the drifting, silent hulk of the off-world space transporter Demeter, reported missing 100 years earlier. Excited by the prospects of quick financial gain from towing back and trading in the old vessel, Mina, Van Helsing and the rest of their crew boldly board the abandoned ship, hoping to recover any valuable freight left onboard. But as they explore its cold, empty passageways, they become aware of a terrible secret. First Mina uncovers Demeter’s mysterious cargo – 50 long, black coffins. Then, one by one the crew begins to disappear or turn against one another, until there can be no doubt that an ancient curse lives on in the bowels of this once-great ship, awaiting its next victim. In the blackness of space the sun never rises, the ideal environment for the immortal vampire to spread his evil. For the survivors, the only hope for salvation is a desperate race across the universe, rocketing at the speed of light, praying that they’ll reach the welcoming rays of the Twin Suns of Halbron…before it’s too late.
Apparently the ending of the movie leaves it open for a sequel...or two.
http://www.moviehole.net/news/3139.html