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Motivation and Team Pride

Discussion in 'BuF Classics' started by Morety, Dec 15, 2000.

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  1. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    Motivation and Team Pride. (Pic's inside)

    The names have been blocked out to protect the innocent ;)

    The next few screenshots will show you how to become a clan captain and motivate your team. You will see how capitalization and repetitiveness can help them understand you better, and make them want to try harder.

    These screenies were taken during a match where I was still playing...kind of. ;)

    The missing line says "Now listen or be kicked" "Got it?"


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    Now, he actually was really proud of his boys, as shown in his conversation with me:
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  2. DragonAsh

    DragonAsh Hentai-like

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    hahahaha, you posted it!! *L*

    BTW, isnt that LoL calling everyone monkeys? ;p~~
     
  3. I_B_Bangin

    I_B_Bangin habitual line stepper

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    Hey m0rety, you sent me the wrong pic. You sent the teampride one again instead of the real motivation1 pic! As soon as I get it, I will fix it! :D
     
  4. I_B_Bangin

    I_B_Bangin habitual line stepper

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    How about the last pic, where m0rety is telling them how to set up their defense and offense! That is classic material! I am just another CHATOIC RETARD TRYING TO FILL THE VOID!!!!
     
  5. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    Bangin' it says in my email that you've got the correct pic there somewhere.

    It's the one where he's spammed in capital letters a few times saying they're all chatoic retards trying to fill the empty...
     
  6. DividedSky

    DividedSky Fabio-like<br><img src="http://www-atm.ucdavis.edu

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    ROFL!!! :) Awesome stuff! But yeah, I want to see the "FILL THE EMPTY" part too :)
     
  7. Boom

    Boom Rumpshaking Moderator

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    I love the way he seems to calm down for a second and in lower case letters simply states...

    "my team are apes"




    I'm laughing so hard I'm crying right now!

    "my team are apes"

    LOLOL, Weeeeeeeeeeee!
     
  8. Wolf Blackstar

    Wolf Blackstar That other Wing Commander guy

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    Yeah it's kinda hard to follow directions from Morety when he keeps doing this every 10 seconds or so.

    ]LoL[Wolf|PuF

    * LordKhaine|Dueling ties blowjobfish to the bed, with strong, fine robe...
    <LordKhaine|Dueling> *rope

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  9. I_B_Bangin

    I_B_Bangin habitual line stepper

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    I guess there was a technical difficulty with good old geocities. When I checked the file that I had and it was named motivation1, but geocities had a different motivation1! Whatever the problem, it is fixed now and boy those retards sure are CHATOIC!!!!!!!!
     
  10. I_B_Bangin

    I_B_Bangin habitual line stepper

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    Wow! You've got a gift m0rety! You could make some serious cash with that trick!
     
  11. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    I'd like to warn people right now that if you click on Wolf's link, you'd better have a strong stomach and empty too.

    Wolf, listen or be kicked, you chatoic retarded little ape. Be prepared to lose the link if a complaint comes up.

    While I was reading these out to the team on RW, well, needless to say we were all belly laughing, and anxiously waiting for the next line. Troll says "What do you think would happen if Small's said that to me?" LOL! I told her she wouldn't even take the time to lube up the barrel of her minigun before it was stuck right up his @ss :D
     
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    Morety The Farterator

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    Just looking at it on the forum has me LMAO!


    "low ping bastards"
    "I have cable. I could have helped"

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

    I got sig. quotes for months to come :D
     
  13. No Soup For You

    No Soup For You I got your PM right HERE!

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    LMFAO

    This is just too good to be true! :) I think Morety is making this all up. :)

    I want to try out for that clan immediately! What kind of people would sit around and take that $hit from their "leader" ? Maybe they were retard apes after all?

    I can't stop laughing. How could he type all that in irc (and in caps no less).

    You have to admire the use of repetition to reinforce key concepts:

    "they are all retards...
    they are all retards...
    RETARDS"

    do you hear me man...RETARDS!?!
     
  14. No Soup For You

    No Soup For You I got your PM right HERE!

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    Their leader is truly a magnificent bastard!
     
  15. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    I just went to their clan's website. They apparently aren't taking on any new people right now due to some "unity" issues. :/

    I felt bad for one of the guys who actually hung in there and didn't quit in the middle of the game. He was a real trooper, and as you can see, he just got sh!t on over the whole thing.

    I was thinking about sending him an email offering to show him some stuff. They weren't even using their translocaters to get across Face.

    At one point Troll had the flag out on the asteroid and was near a Rampage, so she ran back into their base with the flag so she could get it. :D
     
  16. Merlin|BuF

    Merlin|BuF Magically Delicious

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    Troll likes to rub it in hey :p

    I think a guy like that leading a clan is y clans start doing cheese

    Imagine if every time you missed a cap by a foot your clan leader shoved his foot up your as$ and started screaming. I would start cheating just to get him off my back.

    well I geuss you could just leave the clan but if you've made a commitment you try to fufill it.
     
  17. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    Yeah, you can try, but I wouldn't ever put up with that. It's like a bloody boot camp. I don't care who you are, you shouldn't talk like that to people, especially if they're in your clan.
     
  18. ThePlague{FU}

    ThePlague{FU} New Member

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    I talk like that to our guys all the time, cept I tend to call em all a bunch of Pigme(Spelling?) Chimps. Yes those are real Chimps........saw a thing on Discovery channel one time on them. Apparently their life consists of Eating, having sex and playing with themselves and eachother. I swear its true LOL........look it up. MUWAHAHAHAHAAHA !!! :D :D :D
     
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    Those are the Bonobo, Plague. They're a smaller cousin to the chimp, more closely related to humans. Very well known for their human like sexual practices (including oral sex and a greater tendancy - for animals anyways - towards homosexuality). They're awsome. Yellow5 especially has a thing for them. ;)
     
  20. ThePlague{FU}

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    LoL...I swear they were pigme chimps........oh well either :D
     
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