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Mod for a day.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by HaloStorm, Mar 5, 2002.

  1. HaloStorm

    HaloStorm Old School RPG

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    So here I was sitting at the keyboard celebrating the rather monumentious milestone of 60 posts when a thought occured to me. What would I do if I were Moderator for a day. What would I change? Who would I ban? How would I use my Godlike powers to make the world a better place? I ended up comming to the painful conclusion that I can not be trusted with such power for I lack the fareness or the descresion to weild such might. That plus I'm a terroble spaller. Still I wonder....what would you do if you could me a Moderator here for a day?
     
  2. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    I would ban TWD until he sent me nekkid sisterpics.
     
  3. _Zd_3s_

    _Zd_3s_ Regristered User

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    I would burn all the secret moderator pr0n on a CD and blackmail them later. :D



    If only I had a CD writer... :p
     
  4. Psycho_Leech

    Psycho_Leech Hug meh

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    I would...

    I would leave a massive trail of destruction behind me, without trying.
     
  5. Mute

    Mute All you have to do is smile!

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    I would take a nap...

    *Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn!!!*




















    Did I make anyone else yawn? heh...
     
  6. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    Most of your posts do that to me mute ;)
     
  7. Uri19

    Uri19 New Member

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    umm... Mortey... I hate to break it to ya, but... umm... YOU'RE A MOD!

    you can do that right now ;).

    Send me a copy of TWDSNP (TWD Sister Nekkid Pics) for the effort of reminding ya, eh :mwink:?
     
  8. SimplyCosmic

    SimplyCosmic ERGO. VIS A VIS. CONCORDANTLY.

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    I DEMAND MOD RIGHTS TO THE m0 FORUM!

    YOU BASTAGES!
     
  9. tool

    tool BuFs #1 mom

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    I would ban Twisted Metal because he is a annoying PS2 fanboy. ;)
     
  10. boo-shem-ee

    boo-shem-ee doubts he could ever get a T3

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    I would become mod of the resurrected Nerf Arena Blast f0......



















    Yeah, you're all laughing now but you know deep inside you want it too dammit!
     
  11. Bort|BuF

    Bort|BuF RAR!@# Masta

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    i would send down the bortish commandments

    Thou shou show not spam

    Thou shou not be n00bified

    There shall be a min of 1 hate post on gamespy a day

    There shall be sent a liegon of BuF posters to go steal the latest copy of Ureal 2 and bring it back to me as a sacarfice

    Thou shou not be m0tarded



    and thats all i can think of atm :D
     
  12. SU3000

    SU3000 Bringer of Fear and 0wnage

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    I'd ban every tenth member (regardless of who or what).

    I'd put 50% of the others on read-only.

    I'd ban everyone who complained about the previous two points.

    I'd censor ********, ****, **, ******, ***********, ***, *, ******** and ******.

    Ah, the power :).
     
  13. Peregrine

    Peregrine Death from above

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    I'd set everyone's post count to
    EVERYONE'S POST COUNT = 1 LESS THAN MINE!
    :)
    hehehe
     
  14. DeeperShade

    DeeperShade Banned

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    [tablebg=http://mysite.freeserve.com/angelshade/AngelShadeFiles/Sigs/angelback.jpg]I'd censor every occurance of the letter 'E'.
    I'd also make posting kittygirl pix mandertory :p


    Almost forgot. Meow :kitty:

    [/tablebg]
     
  15. PuppyShade

    PuppyShade I did something m0tarded and now I have read only access! :(

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    I would ban anyone who goes into threads to say ":rolleyes:"
    or anyone who posts less than 5 words per post
     
  16. PsychoMoggieBagpuss

    PsychoMoggieBagpuss Gone.

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    I would ban people who p1ssed me off.

    Crap thats most.....:D
     
  17. PsychoMoggieBagpuss

    PsychoMoggieBagpuss Gone.

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    I would ban people who have the spelling ability of a 5 week dead stunted penguin.

    Then I'd ban WAnk for not giving me that reacharound he promised
     
  18. mobace

    mobace rimmerlike :(

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    id put a negative sign in front of my post count :)
     
  19. Hunter

    Hunter BeyondUnreal Newsie

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    i would do nothing

    cos i'm admin on other vbb forums and would need to do much cos the rest of u would have done it
     
  20. Peregrine

    Peregrine Death from above

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    What's wrong with that?
    :p
     

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