Minions

[QUALTHWAR]

If you had a choice of animals to do your bidding, what animal would you pick? I think I might picks owls. If you start a rumor that killer owls prey on people, that would be devastating to the senses.

Owls can swoop in silently, have beaks that can rip the flesh away, and can see well in the dark. The darkness factor makes them even more frightening, and the fact that they hoot could scare people because they know an evil owl is out there somewhere and could attack and pluck their eyes out at anytime.

Or maybe bunnies. Yeah, bunnies could be scary, too.

 

[Cat Fuzz]

Sheep, because everyone thinks they are stupid but not my sheep. No one would suspect anything until it was too late and then the entire world would be ruled by me and my sheep.

 

[Nebel]

Puppies. Definately puppies.

 

[GMotha]

Pubic lice, Genetically ingeneered to build little cities and means of transport in order to spread without the need of real physical contact. Equipped with little environment suits they'll be able to withstand shampoo or other chemical attacks on their little civilisation.
They'll also place little flags to claim their new territory as their own.

In the end I'll be the only one on this planet not scratching the private parts.

 

[Evil_Cope]

Rats. Yes, Rats.
they can chew through mother****ing Concrete.
Add a little genetic tinkering and me and my 6 foot Ratties are talking serious buttkick.

(i like the puppy angle though. Who'd have the heart to fight back? Cunning.)

 

[Nachimir]

Other people.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Sheep, because everyone thinks they are stupid but not my sheep. No one would suspect anything until it was too late and then the entire world would be ruled by me and my sheep.

People might not suspect sheep, so you’d have the element of surprise on your side, but all that endless sheering. I’m mean, it’d be like have a huge house and no servants. By the time you’d get done cleaning and dusting on one end, you’d have to start all over again on the other end. You’d constantly be sheering sheep.

If memory serves me, rubbing wool along a glass rod stores up electrons in the wool. You could store up a huge static charge if you had your sheep walking along glass buildings. With all this stored voltage, you could hook them up in parallel and create a lot of amperage. You could walk the streets electrocuting people to death.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Puppies. Definately puppies.

Yeah, like what Evil said, people just wouldn’t want to kill puppies. And they have those sharp, little teeth. You might be able to hook up all their tails so they wag in unison, then they could club everyone into a pulp.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Pubic lice, Genetically ingeneered to build little cities and means of transport in order to spread without the need of real physical contact. Equipped with little environment suits they'll be able to withstand shampoo or other chemical attacks on their little civilisation.
They'll also place little flags to claim their new territory as their own.

In the end I'll be the only one on this planet not scratching the private parts.

This would be an inventive solution. I’m not very knowledgeable about lice, but it seems to me that they would exploit hair in some way. They may reside on hair, live on the skin and use hair as a canopy of protection, or maybe both.

I could see all these people shaving off their hair to ward off the buggers. People going so far as to shave their entire body, head and all. Then chaos would ensue. “May I see your ID, please. This doesn’t look like you.” Oh, that’s me, I just had a lot more hair back then. “I’m sorry, Sir, but this just look anything like you.” I'll kill you, you creep! Now sell me a ticket!

Yes, this idea could have a trickle-down effect as well as a primary effect.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Rats. Yes, Rats.
they can chew through mother****ing Concrete.
Add a little genetic tinkering and me and my 6 foot Ratties are talking serious buttkick.

(i like the puppy angle though. Who'd have the heart to fight back? Cunning.)

Right, I thought about rats, but that was already done in the movie Ben with the Michel Jackson affiliation. But hordes of rats would scare the bejesus out of people. They are slinky, creepy, and relentless.

 

[HaloStorm]

Cats. Lots and lots of sexy female cats. They'd seduce men with their sultry, hypnotic eyes and as soon as they got close enough..."SHILINK!!...KATHUNK!!"...retractable claw to the groin!!

After all the men were rendered impotent, I would be the only game in town. All the womens would be mine by default. Then I could fill the world with my genetically spliced offspring, forever replacing Humanity as the dominant species. Planet of the Cats...rawr.

 

[Mister_Prophet]

Velociraptors

 

[Cat Fuzz]

Velociraptors

Proph wins the thread.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

i would run the other way. well, i do that when people knock on my door anyway.

 

[GoldenMouse]

Purple ants, of course.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

why purple? and now that i think about it, why ants? other than the fact that they are the most numerous of all terrestrial forms.