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how many times a day/week/month

  • rarely

    Votes: 1 4.0%

  • once a week

    Votes: 1 4.0%

  • Few times a week

    Votes: 8 32.0%

  • Every day

    Votes: 6 24.0%

  • Chronic masturbator, (3 times+ a day)

    Votes: 8 32.0%

  • 85% of the population matrubates the other 15% are lying, im part of the 15%

    Votes: 1 4.0%
  • Total voters
    25
BangOut

BangOut

...smells like groin.
Nov 4, 2001
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Right behind you...
"gotta" means "got to" which is a poor grammatical substitute for "have to"

You meant to say "got a" woman

In this case, you're saying "I need to woman"

All of us "need to women" [if it were a verb] otherwise we wouldn't be saying as much about this topic
 
lucifix

lucifix

I did something m0tarded and now I have read only access! :(
Nov 3, 2001
2,427
1
0
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A Deeper Kind Of Slumber
www.geocities.com
Originally posted by BangOut
"gotta" means "got to" which is a poor grammatical substitute for "have to"

You meant to say "got a" woman

In this case, you're saying "I need to woman"

All of us "need to women" [if it were a verb] otherwise we wouldn't be saying as much about this topic
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ah, funk you bangout :p
 
lucifix

lucifix

I did something m0tarded and now I have read only access! :(
Nov 3, 2001
2,427
1
0
45
A Deeper Kind Of Slumber
www.geocities.com
Originally posted by BangOut
"gotta" means "got to" which is a poor grammatical substitute for "have to"

You meant to say "got a" woman

In this case, you're saying "I need to woman"

All of us "need to women" [if it were a verb] otherwise we wouldn't be saying as much about this topic
Click to expand...
ah, funk you bangout :p
 
Rabid Wolf

Rabid Wolf

Piano Man Ghost
Oct 26, 2001
713
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Vienna, Austria
eeeeeeek!!!

geeeee...
I should've read the whole thread before.
sorry, t :(
I guess above all other things, I should be a little jealous.
as of me not having a gf at all atm, since stupid wolf had to dump the last one in his craziness...
anja.gif

but then...
<ozzy>
finished with my woman cause she couldn't help me with my mind
people think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time...
</ozzy>

but you know, considering that...
my ludicrously nigh-on-constant presence at this board is accounted for.
what's your excuse? :p
 
lucifix

lucifix

I did something m0tarded and now I have read only access! :(
Nov 3, 2001
2,427
1
0
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A Deeper Kind Of Slumber
www.geocities.com
Re: eeeeeeek!!!

Originally posted by Rabid Wolf
geeeee...
I should've read the whole thread before.
sorry, t :(
I guess above all other things, I should be a little jealous.
as of me not having a gf at all atm, since stupid wolf had to dump the last one in his craziness...
anja.gif

but then...
<ozzy>
finished with my woman cause she couldn't help me with my mind
people think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time...
</ozzy>

but you know, considering that...
my ludicrously nigh-on-constant presence at this board is accounted for.
what's your excuse? :p
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nice, but what the hell was she smocking during that pic?
 
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