Lullaby Smoke Alarms

[QUALTHWAR]

I started my own company, Lullaby Smoke Alarms. Smooth, relaxing, easy music when a fire breaks out. I would get so upset with the old, conventional alarms that just screamed at you when there was smoke in the house. Problem solved!!

With my new alarm system, no more annoying alarms to hack you off. Yes, you will awake to relaxing, easy music and feel ready to dive out the nearest window.

Lullaby Smoke Alarms! Don’t forget the name.

 

[The Purple Bunny]

Just what lullabies does this smoke alarm play? I'd like something that will keep my arson victims calm while their flesh melts off their bodies.

 

[Balton]

Sounds more like an NYC avantgarde Punk band.

 

[oosyxxx]

Sounds more like an NYC avantgarde Punk band.

Genre master!

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Just what lullabies does this smoke alarm play? I'd like something that will keep my arson victims calm while their flesh melts off their bodies.

Mostly Christian rock and some Ted Nugent.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Sounds more like an NYC avantgarde Punk band.

Yes, that was the first idea until the super in my building suggested that I take it to another level.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Genre master!

I worked on a fishing boat for many years as a bait boy. I worked very hard, and, eventually, became better and more gooder until I became a Master Baiter!!

 

[oosyxxx]

I worked on a fishing boat for many years as a bait boy. I worked very hard, and, eventually, became better and more gooder until I became a Master Baiter!!

 

[QUALTHWAR]

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