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Lullaby Smoke Alarms

Discussion in 'Other Stuff' started by QUALTHWAR, Mar 2, 2013.

  1. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    I started my own company, Lullaby Smoke Alarms. Smooth, relaxing, easy music when a fire breaks out. I would get so upset with the old, conventional alarms that just screamed at you when there was smoke in the house. Problem solved!!

    With my new alarm system, no more annoying alarms to hack you off. Yes, you will awake to relaxing, easy music and feel ready to dive out the nearest window.

    Lullaby Smoke Alarms! Don’t forget the name.
     
  2. The Purple Bunny

    The Purple Bunny Super Mario Breakdance!

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    Just what lullabies does this smoke alarm play? I'd like something that will keep my arson victims calm while their flesh melts off their bodies.
     
  3. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    Sounds more like an NYC avantgarde Punk band.
     
  4. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    Genre master!
     
  5. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    Mostly Christian rock and some Ted Nugent.
     
  6. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    Yes, that was the first idea until the super in my building suggested that I take it to another level.
     
  7. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    I worked on a fishing boat for many years as a bait boy. I worked very hard, and, eventually, became better and more gooder until I became a Master Baiter!!
     
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    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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  9. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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