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Looks like the Mars Earth Probe Defense Force may have scored another one...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Keiichi, Jan 22, 2004.

  1. Keiichi

    Keiichi Old Timer

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    MetalMickey Banned

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    Man, if these martians dont let us look around exactly where we want and when we want, we are just gonna have to invade.

    :p
     
  3. JaFO

    JaFO bugs are features too ...

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    They're probably hiding lots of WMD's up there as well ... so the americans might as well invade for the good of the Martians
    ;)
     
  4. Vega-don

    Vega-don arreté pour detention de tomate prohibée

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    we should nuke mars because they might have Weapons of mass destruction
     
  5. DarkBls

    DarkBls Inf Ex-admin

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    Martian: "Damn, another ****ing voyeur. Honey, bring me the shotgun again !" :D
     
  6. Cap'n Beeb

    Cap'n Beeb Banned

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    Spirit: "Whiiiiir bleep, boop. Beep beep woop fweep."
    Martian gang banger: "SHIT BITCH WHY YOU?!" *Busts a Martian cap all up on Spirit.
    Spirit: Your rover has performed an illegal operation and needs to be shut down.
     
  7. spm1138

    spm1138 Irony Is

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    That's what they get for naming it something llam like "Spirit".
     
  8. ecale3

    ecale3 Sniper - May be harmful to your health.

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    it got tired of forced labor.
     
  9. Keganator

    Keganator White as Snow Moderator

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    Well, good thing a second one is on its way. I'm so happy that the first rover (a 10 million dollar program) worked for many weeks while this one seems to have died (over 100 million, iirc) died an abysmal failure before it was finished. :) Whee.
     
  10. Saladin

    Saladin Fez Toting Warrior!

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    i can imagine this
    [​IMG]

    lol but hey, thatd be as logical as invading a country on false pretesnes.
     
  11. The_Pikeman

    The_Pikeman Also known as Howski

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    yea never give up saladin "the tru.... weapons are are out there!" ;)
    And anyway the europe mission probably did better look at this image
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    -How.
     
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  12. Cold Killer

    Cold Killer I will Kill Bill

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    What is that?

    Anyways, I'm certain that there's a race of isolationists up there that destroy every machine that we're sending. Either that or a bunch of Martian cavemen who break the things apart for raw materials...
     
  13. The_Pikeman

    The_Pikeman Also known as Howski

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    What the Pic? it's the Valles Marineris, a giant canyon that runs across the middle of the planet.
    -How.
     
  14. das_ben

    das_ben Concerned.

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  15. Cold Killer

    Cold Killer I will Kill Bill

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    Erm, why's that picture evidence that the European mission did better?...
     
  16. Philophobos

    Philophobos New Member

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    Cold: Here is a grain of salt. Now go back and reread his post. ;)
     
  17. Cold Killer

    Cold Killer I will Kill Bill

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    He makes the statement that the European mission probably did better, then tells us to look at an image as if it supports his statement...
     
  18. The_Pikeman

    The_Pikeman Also known as Howski

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    Uh ok CK go take a pill and lie down, anyway in retrospect that statement should be "And anyway the europe mission probably did better. Take a look at this image they got"
    -How.
     
  19. Cold Killer

    Cold Killer I will Kill Bill

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    Ok, forgot about the European orbiter, and I assumed he was talking about the lander that's probably scattered across a crater in a million pieces right now.
     
  20. The_Pikeman

    The_Pikeman Also known as Howski

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    Intresting piece on the NASA mission:
    Mars Buggy 'May Have Landed in Mud-Like Material'

    Not sure if it's true I've not seen it anyware else.
    -how.
     

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