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Looking for Macaulawl kukelkin in central park

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by NeoNite, Aug 22, 2018.

  1. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Oh what's his name, that little thwerp from home alone. Macalau kulking? Malkali kullin? Damn it.
    It's macaulay culkin. Whew.

    So, it is rumoured that Malcali culkan was left behind in Central park NYC after filming Home Alone 2. The film crew just forgot about him and they went home.
    The Macaylay klukin you see on youtube, twitter, facebook, whatsapp, the internet and even in real life is nothing but Nick Nolte. They're rejuvinated him slightly with essence of .. who knows. I dread to think.
    And the supposed Nick Nolte..

    Well, at some point.. a couple of years later.. people started to realise Macaulay Culkin was missing. Last seen at that very small bridge in Central park where Malckak was talking to the pigeon throllop.
    So, they asked people to look for macaulay. Everyone. New Yorkers, tourists, terrorists, Rolf harris.. anyone.
    They even promised a monetary reward for the lucky finder. At one point it was 500.000 dollers. Back in 1999 iirc.

    But to no avail. Nobody ever succeeded in finding culkin.
    Most people have forgotten about that poor boy, now hiding somewhere in Central Park. LIving among the pigeons.

    Although, I'd like to think that there are still people out there who care. Who still cherish a special place for malaucay cukling in their heart.

    Continue the search.

    Thank you.
     
  2. Manticore

    Manticore Official BUF Birthday Spammer

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    I will continue to search... have a good one.
     
  3. daloonie

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    Freak Pigeons molested Mallaculay Calluklinnn
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  4. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Macaulay is actually pretty cool.

     

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