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LOL! You got to check this out!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by DENSRAW, Oct 25, 2001.

  1. DENSRAW

    DENSRAW Grammaton Cleric

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    Go to this site ---> http://www.thereverend.com/brick_testament/

    It's Bible stories told with lego pieces. This is one of the funniest things I've seen. Here's an example:

    "God saw that the earth was corrupt and full of lawlessness. God looked at the earth: it was corrupt, for corrupt were the ways of all living things on earth."
    [​IMG]

    LOL! If you look in the background, there is a guy fucking a sheep. :)
     
  2. MiscMan

    MiscMan The Grand Elitist

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    Yeah, hilarious.

    Makes me glad that god doesn't exist.
     
  3. FiringAimlessly

    FiringAimlessly NOT going to waste another minute on CS!

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    Great followup to the lego pr0n... :lol:
     
  4. Thrash123

    Thrash123 Obey Leash Laws

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    Heh, makes me glad that God exists.
     
  5. ThunderChunky

    ThunderChunky L337 Cube H@X0®

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    God is Dead.
    -Nietzsche

    Nietzsche is Dead.
    -God
     
  6. Kibbles-N-Bits

    Kibbles-N-Bits New Member

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    ROFL Good one TC!!
     
  7. MiscMan

    MiscMan The Grand Elitist

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    I've heard that so many times.
     
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    Ballistophobia Hedonistic Forum Panacea

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    Thrash123 Obey Leash Laws

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    MM: Funny, I can say the same about what you said. Oh well.
     
  10. NTKB

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    Oh god please dont start on the religeon thing... The only answer will come sooner or later when:
    A>Mankind blows themselves to smithereans in a nuclear disaster or otherwise proving God doesnt exist or God can give a damn if mankind blows themsleves to smithereans.
    B>God decides hes had enough of this crap and makes a major change to the earth (read: Armaggeddon).
    C>The Earth keeps spinning for a long time and everyone holds there breath and no one can still answer this.
    :con:
    Anyway my personal opinion is its going to end sooner than later but im leaning more on the God side since I cannot imagine how such a complex and wonderfully organized yet somewhat chaotic universe can exist without some massive devine intervention. Just my opinion. ;)
     
  11. Kibbles-N-Bits

    Kibbles-N-Bits New Member

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    My reason for believing as well ;)
     
  12. Mad_Dog

    Mad_Dog Voice Of Reason

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    same here... call me weak, simple minded whatever. i like having something up there, whether it's true or not.

    EDIT: back on topic... that pic is hilarious!:lol:
     
  13. NotBillMurray

    NotBillMurray It's Suntory Time!

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    Sorry, I see nothing that needs divine intervention to explain it. Just because current science can't explain it doesn't make it mean theology is the only way to turn.

    Call me in the Atheist camp.

    BTW, glad this thread got really perverted. It's been a long time since we had a religion thread.
     
  14. DENSRAW

    DENSRAW Grammaton Cleric

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    LOL! This pic is from "The Flood".
    [​IMG]
    Pure genious. :D
     
  15. Kuroshio Apocal

    Kuroshio Apocal Sucka Free

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    Did people honestly turn down girls to fuck sheep back in Biblical times? Shit, even for those of us that don't believe in God, we must admit there is some basically wrong with that...

    Hell, if I was God and I saw my little people running around plugging sheep instead of girls (that I provided, free of charge) I would say "Fuck this bullshit." and wipe those Sebu-wannabes off the planet.

    Still that pic makes me want to cry it's so funny.
     
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    Cap'n Beeb Banned

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    When I'm god everyone dies.

    Ha! Legos = teh win!
     
  17. Aeris

    Aeris K.O.S (Determination)

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    Can yous all say;
    Blasphemy??
     
  18. Keganator

    Keganator White as Snow Moderator

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    OMG!!!

    Lego pr0n, then Lego Bible. What's next, the Lego Islam, to explain our cultural differences? :hmm:

    As for the god thing, isn't existance enough? If we're here, alive and thinking now, doesn't that justify that things worked out for the universe?

    My only problem with religion is that there's too many of them, each claiming that they're right. When there's more than one view of something that they can't explicitly prove, it's called an OPINION. :D
     

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