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]LoL['s new favorite map?

Discussion in 'Original Unreal Tournament' started by hal, Jan 20, 2002.

  1. hal

    hal Dictator Staff Member

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    CTF-PooWars

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    - Two flag bases, in holes below 'ground' level
    - Many piles of sh*t
    - Swimmable piles of sh*t
    - A *big* pile of sh*t that slowly moves forward and remorselessly crushes everything in it's path, except players hiding in the holes below ground level, which also contain weapons.
    - Farts that will kill everyone except those inside the swimmable piles of sh*t
    - Custom sounds
    - Lots of pink lighting
    - One BioRifle, one PulseRifle, one Minigun and one Redeemer per team
    - One ShockRifle
     
  2. namu

    namu Bleh.

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    :con:







    Riiiiiight....
     
  3. hal

    hal Dictator Staff Member

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    oh... c'mon! it's perfect for them!

    In fact I wouldn't be surprised to see a big p00 wars tournament!
     
  4. Nemephosis

    Nemephosis Earning my Infrequent Flier miles

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    there's fun and then there's tasteless. Try to guess which one this is.
     
  5. hal

    hal Dictator Staff Member

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    fun?
     
  6. I_B_Bangin

    I_B_Bangin habitual line stepper

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    I love it dude, what a great theme for a map. I am downloading it now! Thanks hal. :D
     
  7. I_B_Bangin

    I_B_Bangin habitual line stepper

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    Crap, no download link on the page. I e-mailed the author to try and get it! ;)
     
  8. CrazyCougar

    CrazyCougar CATatonic

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    Search the nalicity forums and you'll find the map. There is a thread where this map came into existance because someone was bored.
     
  9. Porn_Star

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    wow :D
    we should make this the BuF home-map :)

    And we could have Hot Carl tourneys on it and all :D
     
  10. mobace

    mobace rimmerlike :(

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    /me wonders if i am still a newb cause i dont know if this map really exists or not
     
  11. Nemephosis

    Nemephosis Earning my Infrequent Flier miles

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    guess again knucklehead :)

    seriously. some things are better left to joke about and not actually carried out.....
     
  12. namu

    namu Bleh.

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  13. I_B_Bangin

    I_B_Bangin habitual line stepper

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    Ah, go p00p on someone else's party Nightmare!
     
  14. I_B_Bangin

    I_B_Bangin habitual line stepper

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    That was disgusting! I need to p00p now.

    I didn't get the point of adding shock rifle ammo around the enhanced shock rifle though. There is no regular shock on the map.
     
  15. XeneX

    XeneX Volatile

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    Jeeze, lighten up Nem.

    :rolleyes:
     
  16. pine

    pine Official Photography Thread Appreciator

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    AAAAARGGGGH death to the rolleyes smiley! Although I agree with you......but DEATH TO THE ROLLEYES!!

    Anyhoo, I remember a thread here in the UT forum a while ago where it was discussed that this map was being worked on. I was actually thinking about it the other day....."I wonder if that map where you play inside someone's intenstine is ever gonna get finished?"

    Looks like I got my answer :D.
     
  17. Nemephosis

    Nemephosis Earning my Infrequent Flier miles

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    :rolleyes: yourself. I don't think the idea of running through someone's arsehole is very fun. I wasn't asking if it was okay to post something against the general opinion of the map, I did it anyway.
     
  18. Nemephosis

    Nemephosis Earning my Infrequent Flier miles

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    Okay you want me to lighten up? How's this.

    I did get to thinking in IRC the other night about how someone should make a poo launcher. Take the biorifle and colour the shots/decals brown ;)

    Now you guys have the perfect map to play with that weapon on :p
     
  19. hal

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    Beeaaautiful Nem! Thanks! :D

    Every time I see that screenshot I have to just cringe, because that is just serious blockage! :eek:
     
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    :lol:
     

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