Dude! The evidence is in, and it’s CONCLUSIVE!! I’ve been working on this (secretly) for years, and now I have the proof. President Lincoln and President Kennedy are (were) the same person. I first heard about this when I stayed at a Salvation Army house for one night. I met a fellow there who said that Jethro Bodine of the Beverly Hillbillies used to be his babysitter. At first I was skeptical, but then he presented evidence that proved he was from Hollywood California.
He told a story about how President Lincoln and President Kennedy were the same person. President Lincoln never died. He was kept in suspended animation until technology caught up enough to address his head injuries. Old man Kennedy, I forget his name (I think it was Skipper, or Joe) killed off the real John Kennedy and planted Lincoln in his place. They were to create a word without Snapple, but upon Kennedy’s (Lincoln’s) death, that dream died.
Lincoln shaved his beard, lost that tall hat he used to wear, and updated his wardrobe. After that, he looked just like JFK. Don’t believe it?! Never did I until the evidence came in.
I had a team of experts analyze photos of Lincoln and Kennedy and the facts are clear: Lincoln = Kennedy! Check out the photos I’ve compiled for you. The first photo is of Lincoln, and the second is of Lincoln with his beard shaved, no tall hat, and updated clothes. The third picture is from our team of animation experts who has drawn a beard back on Lincoln, and modified his clothes so he wears the exact same clothes he did years ago. The resemblance is uncanny. Now you can’t tell me that’s not Lincoln. That’s right! The guy in the middle is Lincoln without his beard!
He told a story about how President Lincoln and President Kennedy were the same person. President Lincoln never died. He was kept in suspended animation until technology caught up enough to address his head injuries. Old man Kennedy, I forget his name (I think it was Skipper, or Joe) killed off the real John Kennedy and planted Lincoln in his place. They were to create a word without Snapple, but upon Kennedy’s (Lincoln’s) death, that dream died.
Lincoln shaved his beard, lost that tall hat he used to wear, and updated his wardrobe. After that, he looked just like JFK. Don’t believe it?! Never did I until the evidence came in.
I had a team of experts analyze photos of Lincoln and Kennedy and the facts are clear: Lincoln = Kennedy! Check out the photos I’ve compiled for you. The first photo is of Lincoln, and the second is of Lincoln with his beard shaved, no tall hat, and updated clothes. The third picture is from our team of animation experts who has drawn a beard back on Lincoln, and modified his clothes so he wears the exact same clothes he did years ago. The resemblance is uncanny. Now you can’t tell me that’s not Lincoln. That’s right! The guy in the middle is Lincoln without his beard!