Lighten Up

[QUALTHWAR]

The world might be a lot better to live in if everyone was laughing and smiling. Therefore, I propose that everyone wear swim fins. It’s hilarious watching people trying to walk around in them.

Just picture it: titty bar girls dancing in swim fins. Motorcycle racers riding around the track with those things flapping. Distinguished bank presidents walking around with 400 dollar suits and swim fins. People on escalators piling up against one another when someone gets a fin stuck in a crack.

 

[UBerserker]

LIGHT IT UP.

 

[Twrecks]

Where do I get my fins?

 

[QUALTHWAR]

that's the problem. If this thing takes off, we'll need more flippy stores. You might want to invest heavily in fin stores.

 

[Twrecks]

We have 6 surf shops down by the beach, none of them had flippers! They told me surfers don't wear fins, the sharks think they're seal food, and to goto a dive shop. So I went to the bikini bar and asked the girls if they had any for sale, the bouncer beat me up and threw me in a garbage can. There weren't any in there either.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

that means if this thing takes off, there is big potential for money here. I'd sell everything if i were you and stock up on fins. you can really clean up.