Lez....

[a dumb@ss]

see how long we can get this. Just say something stupid lez see if we can get over 100 /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

 

[Lizard Of Oz]

Damn! I thought this topic was about women.

"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."

-Lizard Of Oz -aka- {PuF}Lizard- nguid = 108675

 

[Taskmaster]

We either have 1) poor use of the word "Let's" and no punctuation, or 2) he is meaning "Liz" which we all know is short for "Lizard of OZ" (or Elizabeth Taylor, but since she hasn't been to this forum in a few months) or 3) your taking about women who have a preference for other, shall we say, non-men.

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[GRaVeDiGGeR]

 

[GRaVeDiGGeR]

 

[GRaVeDiGGeR]

i like lez's.....err......the ones that appeal to non-men that is. I'm gonna be godlike before any of you!!

 

[Taskmaster]

Go for it... I'm content with my adeptness!

I'm just posting to have fun.

*Taskmaster lies without regard to his integrity!*

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[Taskmaster]

Oh, wait. Lookie there! I'm masterful now! I'm still content with where I am.... that's my secret. Ignorance is bliss and that sort of thing.

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[a dumb@ss]

damn **** **** bastard bitch whore **** cock
just wanted to see what would be delted out /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by a dumb@ss (edited 01-19-2000).]

 

[CHRYSt]

one day, I woke up and...dammit there's that goose. He's on my bed again. Good thing I had a rock. It was heavy. It was a heavy rock that didn't like the chip that was sitting on my shoulder. Boy, I'm glad I crossed the road before I...wait a minute, there's that goose again! Oh, no. it's not. It's just my pet pantsmonkey. He's a winkerbeen (winkerbeen: One who winkers. Winker: 1. To act like a coconut. 2. To run around screaming about coconuts.) Where are my pants? Without pants, the pantsmonkey leaves. Blue tastes like pork, you unwashed heathen! And broken squirrels like peanut butter! Red better back off from those broken squirrels, since blue has a thing for them. (that pervert) Go away goose! I would make you into SPAM, but spam contains no goose bits. SPAM contains Pork with Ham, Salt, Water, Sugar, and Sodium Nitrate. (really, read the ingredients list!) Wiffle in my pants, for you are not of the knobby wankles! None shall feel my wrath as my mercy gushes forth like frothy turtles in a winter breeze! Do you mock me? Nay, I say unto you, for this is the time for all to...ROGUE GOOSE!!!! Don't let them get me! Boink! I have no legs! oh wait, Yes I do.

"Who's up for the donkey show and some unholy butt sex?!" -- Lloyd Kaufman

 

[a dumb@ss]

dude u lost me after "chip that was sitting on my shoulder."

 

[CHRYSt]

what? I thought my point was perfectly clear: No Snoggling the Wildebeasts.

"Who's up for the donkey show and some unholy butt sex?!" -- Lloyd Kaufman