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Kerry wins.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by namu, Nov 2, 2004.

  1. namu

    namu Bleh.

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    Yes I know it's early. But since the aliens from the Wolf 424 system told me the results in advance, I thought I'd share.

    Damn you US citizens, I can't believe Badnarik didn't even get 1% :mad: Plus I thought Bush would be reelected, I had planned everything, the collective suicide of the sect in the morning, the bombs, the false alarm signals going off, the mind-boggling alert voice messages, the cellphone spam koans, the made-up CNN pages announcing a perfect tie (or the victory of Bodd), and now it's all ruined ! :mad: :mad:

    Plus I don't like Kerry.
     
  2. ZenPirate

    ZenPirate Living Legend (and moderator)

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    I have a sinking feeling Bush is going to win. What I really, really, really want answered by all the Bush fanatics is *how* exactly does electing Bush equal a safer America? What exactly is "the big plan"?
     
  3. Swarthy_Foreskin

    Swarthy_Foreskin Retarderator

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    Why do you hate America, ZenPirate and Namu?



























































































    ;)
     
  4. AMmayhem

    AMmayhem Mayhem is everywhere

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    What does Kerry mean by "I have a plan." Really? Let's hear it.
     
  5. Axionysus

    Axionysus Don't Call Us, We Won't Call You :)

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    The big plan is this: 1) lock your doors and windows 2) build a safe room with the money you got in tax returns 3) leave the safe room to go and get a job with the funds provided for "job search expenses" 4) make money at your job and support your typical american (nuclear) family 5) go to church like a good christian 6) try to ignore the 10000000's of signs of instability in the world 7) when all of these things (6 not withstanding) fail, tuck your head between your legs and kiss your a$$ goodbye. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA f***ing conservative christian americans!!! I loves ya!!! so disgustingly idealistic and ignorant :lol:. I really really really hope Kerry wins or we may all be skipping to step 7 very quickly :(. If you voted for Bush, I don't care how "nice" or "moral" or any of that crap you claim to be, or even if you're a pornstar, I :instagib: you.
     
  6. AMmayhem

    AMmayhem Mayhem is everywhere

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    How kind of you to say Axionysus. :)
     
  7. ZenPirate

    ZenPirate Living Legend (and moderator)

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    I understand your point, but Bush has done nothing but make the US a bigger target to terrorists, and increased the number of people willing to become anti-America.
     
  8. namu

    namu Bleh.

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    Bush 222, Kerry 316.
     
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  9. tool

    tool BuFs #1 mom

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    Badnarik is a moron.

    Kerry is winning so far so that is good. Florida and Ohio is still updating, they are closed now as far as I know, and CNN.com is getting the results from them still.
     
  10. .altan

    .altan Tomorrow

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    Badnarik is gonna blow up the UN true story
     
  11. SlayerDragon

    SlayerDragon LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES

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    This message brought to you by Disgruntled Candidates for Revenge.
     
  12. namu

    namu Bleh.

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    RAH !

    :: points fingers at fool ::
    Bog Bog Bog Bog Bog
     
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  13. tool

    tool BuFs #1 mom

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    i'm just doing this to piss off namu

    badnarik is a fraud

    badnarik is a fraud

    badnarik is a fraud

    badnarik is a fraud

    badnarik is a fraud
     
  14. .altan

    .altan Tomorrow

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    The first three letters in Badnarik are Bad, coincidence? I think not :mad::tup:
     
  15. tool

    tool BuFs #1 mom

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    Bush just got all the central states in the U.S.
     
  16. W0RF

    W0RF BuF Greeter, News Bagger

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    winning?

    Bush 155, Kerry 112 atm


    It still comes down to FL, OH, PA and maybe MI, though. None have been called, and Bush will need at least two of those states, Kerry will likely need 3 (tho he has a good shot at carrying MI).
     
  17. AMmayhem

    AMmayhem Mayhem is everywhere

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    Yeah, we're the confused state here in Michigan. We have mostly hunters who work for unions... :con:
     
  18. W0RF

    W0RF BuF Greeter, News Bagger

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    America's Mayor, Rudy Giuliani, offers profound political insight on CNN:
    "I believe the president could win this election, or lose."

    Really? So, it's one of those two, huh, Rudy?
     
  19. ZenPirate

    ZenPirate Living Legend (and moderator)

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    Well, Gore won *and* lost, so Rudy might just be on to something here :D
     
  20. I_Like_Fire

    I_Like_Fire Smokin Bad Ass

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    Actually he lost whined sued and lost again.
     

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