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Jokes you made up

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Peavey, Mar 12, 2006.

  1. Peavey

    Peavey Rattus Norvegicus

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    This is where you tell a joke that YOU invented all by yourself! They can be lame or hilarious, as long as you thought of it yourself.

    I'll start! I made this one up last year in my 3rd year of German when we were studying history.


    Where did Hitler celebrate his birthday after taking the Sudetenland?







    Czech E. Cheese's!

    dunno if non-Americans will get that one; Chuck E. Cheese's is where all the kids go to celebrate their birthdays here in the States. They have pizza and arcade games and awesomely huge play structures with tunnels, slides, etc.
     
  2. Enfyrneaux

    Enfyrneaux New Member

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    What did the hick southerner say about the calculus class?





    "They's integrated!"
     
  3. K

    K i bite

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    Here is my joke it is told a certian way so i dont know how it will come across visualy. anyways here it goes.





    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    Cause it was dead.
     
  4. Zxanphorian

    Zxanphorian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    What is a radioactive fungus?

















    A mushroom cloud!!!
     
  5. MrSmiles

    MrSmiles selimsrm

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    what's more lame than a sheep without legs?





    this thread


    JK
     
  6. _Zd_Phoenix_

    _Zd_Phoenix_ Queen of BuFdom

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    What's small, tasty and violent?

    A-ssultana!

    (assault/a sultana)

    yea I know...to make up for it, one I made up for a music website...


    Why do people with erectile disfunction dislike it when people buy them Coldplays latest album?

    Because they'd have prefered A Rush Of Blood To The Head
     
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  7. Trynant

    Trynant Manic Brawler

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    You lost me as to why spoilers are needed for the punchlines. Peavey only used one to explain the horrors of that rat-shop.

    Anyways:

    Two guys were in a line to get on an airplane in 2002. One was tall, the other was short. Which one got on the airplane first?

    I dunno, the plane hasn't departed yet :p



    A man and a snail are in a line to get on an airplane. Which one got on first? The snail did. The man got held back in customs for having a snail.



    Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
    Everytime you kill a kitten, God masturbates.
    Everytime you kill yourself, God masturbates a kitten.

    Please, think of the kittens.
     
  8. _Zd_Phoenix_

    _Zd_Phoenix_ Queen of BuFdom

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    Now you see because you didn't put that in spoiler tags I saw the punchline of the snail joke first by accidents, thus ruining what could have been the greatest comical moment of my life.

    Damn you sir.
     
  9. Kantham

    Kantham Fool.

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    LOL MOM JOKE RoX0r teh BIG one onr oen !11

    j00 mama wear so much yellow that people say "TAXI!" when they see her "man.
     
  10. K

    K i bite

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    You are failing ebonics 101 mr. Why have you not been dooing your homework?
     
  11. togmkn

    togmkn tog-em-kay-en

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    If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
     
  12. Torvec

    Torvec GL, HF, AND DIE!!!!

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    dead animals? ;)
     
  13. sid

    sid I posted in the RO-me thread
    and all I got was
    a pink username!

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    Whats the difference between a Hoe and a Whore.....The World.
     
  14. AriTheDog

    AriTheDog frog steering expert

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    <DrThodt> I doubt you could ever get a T3
     
  15. MrSmiles

    MrSmiles selimsrm

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    How many monkeys does it take to make an commercial airplane service?

    dude, 1 monkey could monopolize the airplane industry, have no waiting in line, cheap tickets, and fast flights. Flying as it is right now is that bad

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Your face.
    Your face wh-
    "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME? I'M A MONSTER!!!!"
     
  17. BmB23

    BmB23 Take a pick!

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    What did the paint do in court?

    It covered up the wall
     
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    daloonie sex boobs nude

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    What did the Chinese guy say to the American?

    I have no idea what he said. I couldn't understand it.
     
  19. PureOwnage

    PureOwnage I like guns!

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    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    You
    You who?

    yoohoo is good
     
  20. Trynant

    Trynant Manic Brawler

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    Did you hear the new reason men have to take sex ed. classes? Apparently women everywhere have reported men failing their oral exams.
     

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