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Joke.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Kuroshio Apocal, Feb 17, 2002.

  1. Kuroshio Apocal

    Kuroshio Apocal Sucka Free

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    Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny comes running over.
    He says "Mommy, Mommy. I was playing in daddy's closet and he can in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took off each others clothes and laid down on the bed..."
    The mother interrupts him. "Stop right there!! Wait 'till daddy comes home!!"
    When the father finally returns from work, mother promptly goes up to him and says, "I'm leaving you."
    The father, bewildered, slowly asks "Why!?! What did I do??"
    Mother turn to Jonny and says, "Tell daddy exactly what you told me today!"
    "I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took each others clothes off and laid down on the bed...just like what you and uncle Joe did last summer!"
     
  2. Wikkan

    Wikkan Dickhead Fulfilled!

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    Heh, long time since I've seen a Kuro joke. Exceptionally lame, you didn't disappoint. :p
     
  3. Chronic

    Chronic unʒuckwithable

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    Lame!:p
     
  4. vedder

    vedder See This Needle? See my arm...

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    Lame? LAMELY FUNNY!!! :lol::lol::lol: hehehehhe ......er
























    NO
     
  5. Kuroshio Apocal

    Kuroshio Apocal Sucka Free

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    Chronic unʒuckwithable

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    MiscMan The Grand Elitist

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    Man 1: Hey, why did the woman cross the street?
    Man 2: I don't know, why?
    Man 1: I don't know either, she shoulda been in the kitchen!
     
  8. Kuroshio Apocal

    Kuroshio Apocal Sucka Free

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    Just out of curiousity, does anyone else get Keganator and FiringAimlessly mixed up?

    EDIT: And Monk_Zero and Mad_Dog.

    EDIT2: I get K and F mixed up too, sometimes.

    EDIT3: But don't think I'm the stupidest INFer. poaw once forgot how to spell 'red'.
     
  9. The_Freaker

    The_Freaker Supahfly !

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    LMAO...true, true
     

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