Joke anyone? :|

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Trueblood

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President Bush was visiting a primary school. One of the classes was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy."

So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a "tragedy."

One little boy stood up and offered, "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not." explained the president. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered.

Bush searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of tragedy?" Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand.

In a quiet voice he said: "If Air Force One carrying Mr. Bush was struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."

Anyone want to beat that or is this place a ghost town? :eek:
 

ZedMaestro

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Hehe :lol:

Yeah, JB is dead at the moment. There is plenty of news that could be posted about too. The topic of "TrueBlood thinks this topic is ancient" in IRC is actually just JB mocking itself, rather than being funny.

A news post that is 3 weeks old is just sad too. I can think of 3 news posts that could have been posted a month ago, and I even have a few more maps in development too, but I'd rather get them nearer completion before annoucements.

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Trueblood

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ZedMaestro said:
"TrueBlood thinks this topic is ancient"
Damn straight :biggrin2:

Zed, why dont you release one of your maps? Your the most active one about as far as i know, and i think you should let one go from this map pack (which will never see the light of day at this rate) Just to make news and maybe put some screen shots of the others along with the file. :)
Ohh ummmm... joke thread...lets see..
Give a man a fire, and he`ll be warm for the day.
Set the man on fire, and he`ll be warm for the rest of his life.
:)