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JESUS RETURNS!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Jesus, Jun 14, 2004.

  1. SlayerDragon

    SlayerDragon LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES

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    :lol:
     
  2. Metakill

    Metakill Inhumane

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    Thanks for the sheep joke, Jesus. It was terrible, but it made me laugh 'cuz it was you telling it.
     
  3. Ferd

    Ferd «]§ß[»

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    Good, who's going to be the first one to eat his flesh and drink his blood?
    I pass.
     
  4. Hunter

    Hunter BeyondUnreal Newsie

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    if he's had a good showed for a few hours i may consider it.
     
  5. [CD]Icedude

    [CD]Icedude Hurf da Durf

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    Is it true that Colin Mochrie kicked your ass? :)
     
  6. Jesus

    Jesus The _Real_ Jesus

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    actually, mexico would, but i setteled for here.
    :D
     
  7. Jesus

    Jesus The _Real_ Jesus

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    it was good, thank you :D
     
  8. pine

    pine Official Photography Thread Appreciator

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    lol, that guy lives in my hometown.

    Jesus, aren't you that mexican plumber I met a couple months ago? :x
     
  9. Metakill

    Metakill Inhumane

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    Now that he's back, shall we crucify him again? I mean that would really save our souls!
     
  10. BlAcK_PlAgUe22

    BlAcK_PlAgUe22 I ooze.

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    :lol:
     
  11. Sam_The_Man

    Sam_The_Man I am the Hugh Grant of Thatcherism

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    Think how valuable the new Shroud of Turin (or Akron or wherever we do it) would be when we actually know it's genuine :eek:

    Of course, that whole thing with the crowd and 'We want Barrabas!' wouldn't work nowadays. We'd have to set up a reality show 'American Condemned' where a load of rapists and murderers have to try and prove they're better than Jesus in order to not get voted off and crucified.
     
  12. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    Hello son.
     
  13. Synastren

    Synastren Explodious!

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    *Floats through a wall.*

    Hay guys! I guess we're having a reunion now, huh? :eek:
     

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