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It's that time of the year again.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by BillyBadAss, May 22, 2012.

  1. cryptophreak

    cryptophreak unbalanced

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    Fahrenheit is the default. Look at all the fucks I give:

    [screenshot]http://i.imgur.com/Ymyl8.jpg[/screenshot]
     
  2. NeoNite

    NeoNite Eternal sunshine

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    Summer temperatures here as well. Up to 30 degrees in the sun. Last week a mere 14-15.

    [m]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXhUKLA_fBo[/m]
     
  3. Bi()ha2arD

    Bi()ha2arD Toxic!

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    This thread went downhill pretty fast. Then again it pretty much started at the bottom of the hill.
     
  4. Gambit84

    Gambit84 New Member

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    Somehow I doubt that.
     
  5. FuLLBLeeD

    FuLLBLeeD fart

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    So BBA I read that Japan's birth rate is at all time lows. Are you going to help solve this problem?
     
  6. SleepyHe4d

    SleepyHe4d fap fap fap

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    ^ he is srs gaiz!!!

    u jelly?
     
  7. BillyBadAss

    BillyBadAss Strong Cock of The North

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    I'm doing my best! The islands of Japan are glazed like a donut in vaginal juices. :D
     
  8. FuLLBLeeD

    FuLLBLeeD fart

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    So when are you and your wife gonna have a babby?
     
  9. Zxanphorian

    Zxanphorian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    they need to do way instain mother>
     
  10. BillyBadAss

    BillyBadAss Strong Cock of The North

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    Next year is the plan.
     
  11. theabyss

    theabyss No One Here Gets Out Alive

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  12. BillyBadAss

    BillyBadAss Strong Cock of The North

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    That's fine. My dick will be long broken by then.
     
  13. FuLLBLeeD

    FuLLBLeeD fart

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    Oh wow! Good luck man! Get her good and pregnant! Make sure to cum a whole lot!
     
  14. BillyBadAss

    BillyBadAss Strong Cock of The North

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    I'm like Peter North's under study.
     
  15. Arnox

    Arnox UT99/2004 Mod Crazy

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    Actually, this is not good. I HATE being hot! And, ugh, the humidity. It sucks all the life out of you and makes you so uncomfortable and nasty. And there's hardly anything you can do about it. Screw that noise.
     
  16. BillyBadAss

    BillyBadAss Strong Cock of The North

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    LOL! You would hate Japan then. It's crazy humid and hot here in the summer, and people barely use AC here.
     
  17. Capt.Toilet

    Capt.Toilet Good news everyone!

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    BBA what the fuck. You would ruin her breasts with that tit sucking dream eater? At least have the decency to get a c-section to keep her vagina in good shape.
     
  18. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    yeah don't have kids.
    f that shit.

    they suck out the money from your bank account and the life force from you and your wife. remember, as soon as you have kids, nature accelerates the aging process. from an evolutionary perspective, you're finished as soon as you procreate.

    plus all your sex will be relegated to the bedroom unless you can find a baby sitter or come home early from work. you'll no longer be able to go like rabbits on the kitchen counter whenever you choose.
    yeah to hell with kids.
     
  19. FuLLBLeeD

    FuLLBLeeD fart

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    Uh yeah but the Japanese government will give them money for having a kid because everyone there would rather be working 19 hour days than having sex.
     
  20. BillyBadAss

    BillyBadAss Strong Cock of The North

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    Not a problem really. I have the monies, so it's not that big of a deal.

    Also, we have love hotels everywhere here. Finding a place to have adventurous sex isn't a problem.

    Yeah, they give you ¥500,000 per child when they are born so it's a useful amount.
     

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