heh...
Ahh, the rite of passage into manhood..I remember mine well, (Actually, no I don't...All I can remember is waking up then next morning with a splitting headache, on top of a car approximatly 1.25 miles away from my dorm. With vague recollections of trying to bite somebody's nose off and attempting to navigate my radio-controlled tank across the ample bosom of a random visiting student from San Francisco...The bosom won.)
Well son, (myself being an ancient and venerable 20 year old,) I now have the honor of reminding you of your rights as a 19 year old citizen of the US...(Or Little Canada, wherever that is) You hereby have the right to:
1. Smoke
2. Vote
3. Die for your country
4. Ride a bicycle without a helmet
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
Ak
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(Holy christ, I'm gonna be 21 soon)...09/07/00
"We're a peace loving people...And we'll KILL anyone who tries to take that peace away!"