Hehe! LOL
How about
So, there was I, sittin in the moist jungle, My m16, 3 rounds left, ang a grenade, blood flowing from the gash on my forehead to my eyes, there were thirteen of 'em comin up, I ripped into the first one of em with my M16 CLICK, Clip empty. I pulled my grenade's pin, waited about three seconds, and threw it. BOOM! they screamed, an eyeball thudded on the ground next to me, I peeked over the rotting log i was using for cover, the trees were torn up, burned and splattered with blood. There was one left, he had an M9, he turned my direction, POW! POW! THWAPP THAWPP! He fired two times, and he didnt miss. one in the arm, and one in the chest. It hurt. a lot. But i didnt have time to cry, I ran forwsards, rammed into his stomach, he dropped his m9, I picked it up, POW POW POW! He was dead. I ran off into the sunset to find our base, It wqas totaled...
No, I dont drink. No ale.
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"The world ended when man was created"
-deathren