interesting question...

[ZenMasterV]

why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways???

that always made me think.. but when i think my head hurts so i'll leave it up to you guys /~unreal/ubb/html/frown.gif

 

[tykeal]

Here this will help... cogitate on these two statements:

The following statement is false.

The previous statement is true.

There I hope that makes you feel better /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

I belch in your general direction.

 

[ZenMasterV]

you made my head hurt even more /~unreal/ubb/html/frown.gif

 

[tykeal]

I could step on your toe. That would take your mind off of your hurting head.
*grin*

I love that comment. I used to always get it when I was in school if I complained of a headache /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif

I belch in your general direction.

 

[ZenMasterV]

thats why i avoid thinking at all costs.. ignorance is underrated /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

 

[STC_Wacky]

Well, while we are asking dumb questions.......why is that when you transport something by car it is called a "shipment" yet when you transport something by ship it is called "cargo"?

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[STC_Wacky]

Oh yeah, and why are there interstate freeways in Hawaii???

 

[ZenMasterV]

hehehehehehehe this is fuunnnyyy hehehehe

 

[Taskmaster]

You guys are stealling my jokes! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif I have already posted these here somehwere! Probably on page 5 or 6 by now! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

What is the point of sugar-free candy?

I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!