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..in other news five men were arrested near a Nalicity pub. Officials say they continuously beat a man for causing excessive noise. Residents say: He just wouldn't shut up. He kept yelling, "I'm so fucking stoned, Larrys!"
 
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OO7MIKE said:
..in other news five men were arrested near a Nalicity pub. Officials say they continuously beat a man for causing excessive noise. Residents say: He just wouldn't shut up. He kept yelling, "I'm so fucking stoned, Larrys!"
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

But the question is, what was the other news of the other news?
 
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Thankfully they overlooked the other guy shouting "Spam!" all the damn time.
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Yeah, cause they owed him money! ROFL!

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oosyxxx said:
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

But the question is, what was the other news of the other news?
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Oh haha yeah that was an awkward story...

Following 2 vote recounts and voter court litigations a Skaarj Queen was elected mayor of Nali City. Local residents continue to claim "this is impossible! No Nali would ever vote for a Skaarj Queen after the Na Pali massacre. Experts speculate that this change in politics is due to thousands of Pupae that live underground, finally reaching the voting age. Local police plan to raid the underground caves. "We have had enough of this! Lets see how she likes a taste of my flak cannon!"

The Skaarj Queen could not be reached for comment before publishing this article.
 
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OO7MIKE said:
Oh haha yeah that was an awkward story...

Following 2 vote recounts and voter court litigations a Skaarj Queen was elected mayor of Nali City. Local residents continue to claim "this is impossible! No Nali would ever vote for a Skaarj Queen after the Na Pali massacre. Experts speculate that this change in politics is due to thousands of Pupae that live underground, finally reaching the voting age. Local police plan to raid the underground caves. "We have had enough of this! Lets see how she likes a taste of my flak cannon!"

The Skaarj Queen could not be reached for comment before publishing this article.
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TYPICAL SKAARJ QUEEN!
 
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OO7MIKE said:
Oh haha yeah that was an awkward story...

Following 2 vote recounts and voter court litigations a Skaarj Queen was elected mayor of Nali City. Local residents continue to claim "this is impossible! No Nali would ever vote for a Skaarj Queen after the Na Pali massacre. Experts speculate that this change in politics is due to thousands of Pupae that live underground, finally reaching the voting age. Local police plan to raid the underground caves. "We have had enough of this! Lets see how she likes a taste of my flak cannon!"

The Skaarj Queen could not be reached for comment before publishing this article.
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There's a single player map pack I'd play.
 
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