I'm so goth

[tykeal]

I never claimed to be one either. In fact I just was reading through the list and it popped into my head. Fact is I think I've met only one goth in my life.

I belch in your general direction.

 

[CHRYSt]

the "i'm so goth" list
a bunch of goths were standing outside a club, talking. . . .

I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was
black.

I'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

I'm so goth my pupils are black.

I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I
call it "black
black."

I'm so goth, whenever I walk into a room, all the
lights go out.

goth #1: I'm so goth the people in the grocery store
have refused to
sell me
any cereal other than Count Chocula.
goth #2: I'm so goth people ask me to AUTOGRAPH boxes
of Count Chocula.


I'm so goth people touch me and they BECOME goth. They
say, "Oh no, now
I'm
goth!"

I'm so goth I wear sunglasses when I open the
refrigerator.

I'm so goth I don't paint my nails black--I bash them
with a hammer.

I'm so goth I died and didn't notice.

I'm so goth, whenever I knock on somebody's door they
give me candy.

I'm so goth I write everything on black paper with a
black pen in the
dark
and can never read what the hell I've written!

I'm so goth, I'm not only "goth," but also "gothe"
"goff" "gawth"
"gauwth"
"gothic" "gothik" "gothique" and "gawfickk" and soon I
hope to be
"gauewthickueu."

I'm so goth I make Richard Simmons sad.

I'm so goth I steal your Happy Meal.

I'm so goth I offered to sell my soul to the devil and
he wouldn't take
it!

I'm so goth, when I stop pouting, people ask, "What
are YOU so happy
about?"

I'm so goth, when I go outside, the sun sets.

goth #1: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face have
atrophied.
goth #2: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face
never GREW.
goth #3: What's a smile?

I'm so goth, when I was born, the doctor asked me,
"What's with the
shades?"

I'm so goth I say things like "eternally yours in
darkness" and "love
and
darkness" and "may the eternal darkness of the abyss
enrapture and
enshroud
you in its infernal sickly sweet embrace."

I'm so goth I'm a mime.

I'm so goth I don't use fabric softener, because I
like pain.

I'm so goth I'm shocked by heterosexuality.

I'm so goth I set off airport metal detectors from ten
feet away with
all my
jewelry.

I'm so goth I'm the only REAL goth.

I'm so goth I have rigor mortis whenever I'm with my
girlfriend.

I'm so goth I smoke cloves in the shower.

I'm so goth I killed myself . . . twice.

goth #1: I'm so goth a little rain cloud follows me
wherever I go and
rains
on me.
goth #2: I'm so goth I AM the rain cloud.

I'm so goth I'm more goth than anyone else.

I'm so goth my diapers were pvc.

goth #1: I'm so goth I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork
starting at the
top of
my head, winding all the way down my body, and
trailing five feet
behind me
on the floor.
goth #2: I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.
goth #3: I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on
Fantasy Island.

goth #1: I'm so goth I got my medulla oblongata
pierced.
goth #2: I'm so goth I got my mom pierced.
goth #3: I'm so goth I pierced all my tattoos.

I'm so goth it takes me an hour and a half to get
dressed.

I'm so goth it takes me longer to get UNdressed.

I'm so goth I'm dead.

I'm so goth I think electrical tape is a fashion
accessory.

I'm so goth I carry black food dye around in case I
have to eat
anything
that's not black.

I'm so goth I look like Michael Jackson.

I'm so goth, in preschool, all my drawings were
titled, "DEATH."

I'm so goth, in high school, all my papers were
titled, "DEATH."

goth #1: I'm so goth my mom is a ninja.
goth #2: I'm so goth all ninjas are my mom.

I'm so goth, as soon as I was born I put eyeliner on.
And I put on too
much.

I'm so goth I slather on spf 45 before I open the
refrigerator.

I'm so goth I think Jesus might have been a vampire.

I'm so goth I wore corsets in preschool.

goth #1: I'm so goth I wonder if my dog's collar would
look better on
me.
goth #2: I'm so goth I KNOW my dog's collar looks
better on me.
goth #3: I'm so goth I stole my dog's collar.

I'm so goth, when I was born, I asked for a light for
my clove.

I'm so goth I ate a Happy Meal . . . because I like to
live dangerous.

I'm so goth little kids are mesmerized by my
appearance.

I'm so goth parents leg their kids when they see them
mesmerized by my
appearance.

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ofe mye wordse
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medaevale ande deepe.

I'm so goth I've been banned.

I'm so goth nobody understands me, especially when I
say, "the boom
boom like
shockalocka!!! . . . flibbaflobba!!!"

I'm so goth I don't take my medications, so I can be
more goth.

I'm so goth, when I was born the doctor slapped me and
I didn't cry.

I'm so goth I make flowers wilt.

I'm so goth I like them better that way.

I'm so goth I punched a care bear.

I'm so goth I think saying "oh my goth" is cute.

I'm so goth, when I smile people ask me what's wrong.

I'm so goth little old ladies in walkers cross the
street to insult me.


goth #1: I'm so goth, when I'm sleeping people come
and check my pulse.
goth #2: I'm so goth I don't have a pulse.

I'm so goth I know what pvc stands for.

I'm so goth the people at the suicide hotline have
asked me to stop
calling.

I'm so goth I wear pvc pajamas.

I'm so goth I'm catholic.

I'm so goth nuns and priests resent me because I look
cooler in black
than
them.

goth #1: I'm so goth I changed my name to Mystryss
Darque Wintyr Nyght
Rayn
Ravyn.
goth #2: I'm so goth I don't have a name. I'm just
"goth."

I'm so goth all I do is sit around and talk about how
goth I am.

I'm so goth I always use the word "goth" instead of
"got."

I'm so goth every sentence I say has the word "goth"
in it.

I'm so goth I'm the only person who understands what
goth REALLY is,
and I'm
not telling you!




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"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM

 

[tykeal]

I'm so goth I don't even know why I'm talking to you becuase you obviously aren't goth.

 

[Taskmaster]

I'm so goth! "Goth-awful sorry I read part of this post!" /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif

I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!

 

[CHRYSt]

Tee hee hee...I never claimed to be goth. I just happen to be on a mailing list with several of them.

"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM

 

[CHRYSt]

Find some goth/industrial clubs. Go clubbing. You'll meet a bunch more.

"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM

 

[tykeal]

Sorry, clubbing isn't my cup of tea. I mean really, who wants to get hit by a large piece of wood? Besides I might start feeling like a baby seal or something.

I'm sure there are some goth/industrial clubs out here in Tacoma/Seattle but I'm not going to go search for them. Ah... the life of being horribly anti-social in public /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

 

[CHRYSt]

ew...Seattle? I'm sorry....Seattle is the spawning ground for one of the most truly evil musical movements in history...Grunge.

"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM

 

[tykeal]

Hehehe...

I'm not really a fan of grunge either. Then again I'm not a fan of Seattle, or really any large city for that matter. If I could get a good job programming and have access to everything I need^H^H^H^Hwant for my computer out in the boondocks then that's where I would be. Pity I can't get that (yet)

I belch in your general direction.

[This message has been edited by tykeal (edited 02-15-2000).]

 

[phishedNET]

I agree, don't go clubbing...you don't get hit with wood though.

Let me paint a scene for you.

Me: <standing around with a few friends in the "trendy section">
Trendy DJ: <starts playing "Barbie Girl">
Me: <groan>
Friends: <groan>
Stupid goth bitch: Oh! Look at my barbie sticker!
Damned goth wench: <swings her BIG metal box around to show her sticker to a friend, hitting me in the eye>
Me: <everything goes white> ****....
Friends: <catch me, to keep me from passing out>

Clubbing ain't fun. The wench's ****ing box hit me about half an inch below my eye, gave me a shiner for a good week. I told everyone my girlfriend had been hitting on me again /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif


AND THE BITCH NEVER SAID SORRY!!!

[PuF]Rezz
Quasimodo's Lair
I alone hear his tortured screams!! Screamy noises!! Eeeeek!

 

[Taskmaster]

In an effort to obtain Godlike posting status before Rooster (heheh) I am posting a reply to every post...please excuse me as I am just passing through...

Nice topic, but I wouldn't want to live here! /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif

I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!

 

[tykeal]

Oh come on Taskmaster you know you really want to join the discussion.

Besides it'll help you get to godlike.

phishedNET it's things like that that keep we away from large crowds. People are so insensitive to all those around them

*tykeal steps on someones toe and doesn't notice

*victim "Hey buddy, watch where your going"

*tykeal "What?" - bounces off someone else

I belch in your general direction.

 

[CHRYSt]

It's Seal Clubbing time!!! I like that better than the bonk the mole game at chuck-e-cheese's.

"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM

 

[Taskmaster]

I tend to stay out of topics I can't contribute to, as opposed to just writing some off topic and often strange stuff designed to aggravate like some other folks do *cough*CHRYSt*cough*... /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

I am not the social butterfly. Itried night clubs, bars, whatever in college and didn't find it to be very apealing, so I don't "club" anymore.

I hate smoke, so bars, clubs and the like really irrate my eyes and throat and I come home selling like an ashtray. Nothing appealing there. None of the women will dance with you when you ask because somehow it means you are coming on to them or that you want something more, when actually I just wanted to dance not sleep with them... well most of them... /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif (remember this is my unmarried college days).

As for clubbing seals... I don't like that band... their music sounds like sheets of metal being slammed together.. hard to dance to! /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif (Is there a band by that name?)

There, did I contribute?

I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!

 

[tykeal]

I have no idea if there is a band by that name. But I'm sure I would agree with you about the hard to dance to stuff, besides I can't dance anyway.

How's that for moronic a percussionist that can't dance *grin* I can hold a beat, but I can't dance to it *lol*

I belch in your general direction.

 

[KiloDelta]

i'm so goth, my car's horn goes 'ankh, ankh'

http://members.xoom.com/kilodelta

 

[phishedNET]

Heh, that was a good one.

[PuF]Rezz
Quasimodo's Lair
I alone hear his tortured screams!! Screamy noises!! Eeeeek!

 

[tykeal]

CHRISt are you admitting that you eat at Chuck-E-Cheeses? That's disgusting. Nothing worse than a cardboard pizza with cardboard toppings topped with baddly mixed syrup in the pop dispencers.

Course, I haven't eaten at C-E-C since I actually learned to eat pizza. Last time I was there I still hated that particular food. I've slept since then....

I belch in your general direction.

 

[CHRYSt]

Mmmmmmm....cardboard pizza....

"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM

 

[KiloDelta]

bah! screw the cardboard pizza. i go for the balsa wood garlic bread!

http://members.xoom.com/kilodelta