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I'm in Japan now!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by BillyBadAss, Mar 22, 2009.

  1. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    So you and your wife are inviting them in for green tea and a foursome, when?
     
  2. daloonie

    daloonie sex boobs nude

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    You posted the wrong sexeh bba! Fix it now!

    Anyways good luck with everything over there.
     
  3. Leonardo

    Leonardo Old fart on top the mountain.....

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    Find the nearest genshiken club, join and make a mini anime series out of it based on your experinces and you'll be the hit of the town BBA!
     
  4. tool

    tool BuFs #1 mom

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    :eek::eek::eek::eek:

    God damn.
     
  5. Twisted Metal

    Twisted Metal Anfractuous Aluminum

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    You upload faster than you download? :eek:
     
  6. tool

    tool BuFs #1 mom

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    Yeah really, that is generally unheard of.
     
  7. Phopojijo

    Phopojijo A Loose Screw

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    Competition and Government Pressure.

    In spite of what the ISPs say...
     
  8. Darkdrium

    Darkdrium 20% Cooler

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    [​IMG]
     
  9. BillyBadAss

    BillyBadAss Strong Cock of The North

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    They already know that. No plans on ****ing them though. My wife would be super pissed I would think.

    If the girls are over 30 and still single, they might be down, but I have a feeling my wife would say no.
     
  10. thewalkingman

    thewalkingman ssssssssssss bugger!

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    The Japanese will never accept an american pokemon trainer.

    Billy with his pokedex and his trusted Turtwig at his side, heads to the motherland of all Pokemon battles. What adventures will he encounter? Stay tune Pokemon enthusiasts.
     
  11. Capt.Toilet

    Capt.Toilet Good news everyone!

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    If you plan on joining gameshows like Human Tetris or that library show, post videos.
     
  12. SimplyCosmic

    SimplyCosmic ERGO. VIS A VIS. CONCORDANTLY.

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    So is this a permanent move?

    Because the local sheep want to know if it's safe to come out now that you're gone ... I mean ... Congratulations!
     
  13. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    I would so lose at that game.
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    porn star Webcam
     
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  14. Dark Pulse

    Dark Pulse Dolla, Dolla. Holla, Holla.

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    Silent Library. :p
     
  15. tool

    tool BuFs #1 mom

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    All future earth quakes in Japan will be because of BBA's farts.
     
  16. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Great show. The best parts are with hoost. My favourites: "outwitted", "slapping machine", "wasabi roll" and "huge balloon".
    Gets me laughing every time.

    Post some pics of your surroundings BBA.
     
  17. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

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    Kiss from old man :D .
     
  18. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Lol yeah, that bit is also hilarious. It's actually "old man bites tenderly". I've the translated versions of the show, and that one guy starts screaming with a girly voice "he smells!". Something like that. (because prior to nibbling on his ear, the old man takes out his denture :D..)
     
  19. Peavey

    Peavey Rattus Norvegicus

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    What's the weed like there? Is there even any weed over there? And how many inches has your penor grown since you moved there???
     
  20. BillyBadAss

    BillyBadAss Strong Cock of The North

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    That and my wang!

    Yep! It doesn't mean I can't wish for snow in Ohio though. :p

    I am going out shopping later so I will bring my camera, but if you want to check out my surrounding neighborhood, you can see it here. I am not going to give away where I live though. :p

    I haven't smoked weed since 1995. I am sure there is weed here, but it's not easy to come by as it is treated as bad as cocaine. Even if you get caught with a little bit, you could be looking at some prison time here. Japanese prisons suck too, so if you visit here I would leave the weed at home.
     

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