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If you were abducted by aliens, would you rather be in their zoo or circus

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by BobTheBeheader, Sep 23, 2010.

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Alien zoo or alien circus?

  1. Zoo

    22 vote(s)
    73.3%
  2. Circus

    8 vote(s)
    26.7%
  1. BobTheBeheader

    BobTheBeheader New Member

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    Zoo or Circus?
     
  2. ilkman

    ilkman The Outcast God

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    Is this before or after the anal probing?
     
  3. Mister_Prophet

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    Circus. Easy.
     
  4. Grobut

    Grobut Комиссар Гробут

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    Please do not be alarmed, we're about to engage the nozzle.

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    Moving will disrubt calibration of the nozzle.

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  5. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    My massive cock
     
  6. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    seriously.

    what kind of question is this?
    you could have just asked "would you rather be in prison or the circus?"
     
  7. BobTheBeheader

    BobTheBeheader New Member

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    you ****ers ain't voting. I want statistics. now godammit!
     
  8. hal

    hal Dictator Staff Member

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    I dunno... I think I'd rather go to the zoo.

    Laying around ****ing all day sounds a whole lot better than getting shipped around in little cages, under horrible conditions and forced to take part in ridiculous activities.
     
  9. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    yeah, we can do that when we're dead
     
  10. M.A.D.X.W

    M.A.D.X.W Active Member

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    But it depends on what the circus activity is, maybe it's a circus zoo.
     
  11. Grobut

    Grobut Комиссар Гробут

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    Yeah, the Circus is like, effort and stuff, screw that.
     
  12. ZenPirate

    ZenPirate Living Legend (and moderator)

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    Probably easier to start a revolt from the circus :D
     
  13. oldkawman

    oldkawman Master of Your Disaster

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    Let's see, prison sex or circus sex. Ahh, it's no brainer, I would rather be in the circus. Circus sex is better than the alternative.
     
  14. kiff

    kiff That guy from Texas. Give me some Cash

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    sounds like you have to routine down ;)
     
  15. Zarniwoop

    Zarniwoop is cool

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    A zoo would be awesome. Free food and a comfy bed, with people there to take care of your every need.
     
  16. Leo(T.C.K.)

    Leo(T.C.K.) Active Member

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    What kind of question this is? Seriously, what's next?

    I can only imagine....
     
  17. M.A.D.X.W

    M.A.D.X.W Active Member

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    "What kind of question this is" is the next question.
     
  18. shadow_dragon

    shadow_dragon is ironing his panties!

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    The zoo! At least I can still get tv and possibly breeding programs.

    Circus stinks too much of slavery on top of all the downsides of the zoo.

    Genius! :)
     
  19. toniglandyl

    toniglandyl internal data fragmentation : 62203480%

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    zoo. I'd be able to masturbate and jizz on the little aliens.
     
  20. Bi()ha2arD

    Bi()ha2arD Toxic!

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    In the zoo you can just sit around all day. In the circus you have to do stuff. So zoo it is.
     

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