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I need help/pointers for xmp! please help

Discussion in 'Unreal 2' started by Homeboy, Jul 1, 2004.

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  1. Homeboy

    Homeboy New Member

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    Hey,

    If you no me you no that i'm not the best player but i want to get better. If someone can teach me their skills or just give me some pointers. Currently i'm running 6497 but I will uprade if needed and can play a lot.

    Please help me!
     
  2. [LNS]ICovetYourChild

    [LNS]ICovetYourChild =vÐ=ICovetYourChild

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    upgrade and ill teach you a few things.
     
  3. Mel_Gibson

    Mel_Gibson Banned

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    I will teach you of the ways of the greatest warrior in our galaxy, Ziggy Stardust. Close your eyes and sit indian style on the floor. Meditate for 46 hours straight (It has to be at least 46, no cheating or this won't work!) on how Ziggy once played the spiders from Mars with his left hand.

    If you still don't see your skills improving, try meditating on how Ziggy became a leper messiah.
     
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  4. Homeboy

    Homeboy New Member

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    Ok i'll upgrade but i'm going on vacation for 3 days so i'll be upgraded and ready in 3 days and will tell you. Sry for the inconvenice
     
  5. Mel_Gibson

    Mel_Gibson Banned

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    You do not need to upgrade. Don't listen to him hes a ****, he covets children for God sakes. Focus on Ziggy my son.

    Repeat, "Ziggy played guitar" for 75 hours straight to yourself while sitting a dark corner of your bedroom. Again, it MUST be 75 hours or else it won't work and Ziggy won't come to you.
     
  6. Homeboy

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    sry to dissapoint you zdavid but i don't like ziggy.!
     
  7. Keasis

    Keasis frequent eembotter

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    Just ignore him Homeboy. He's something like the village idiot, only without the village.

    Just upgrade your version and join the servers. I recommend you start playing as a Tech first. This is the most down to earth class, and its basics are the easiest to learn. (aka, use the shotgun a lot, and spam everything with the assaultrifle)

    If you ask nicely, most will take the time to explain it. Only dont expect this on a packed server with a highskilled/tensioned game going on. Look for servers with only a few players in it. If your lucky, they're already practicing/messing around, and you can just join in.

    Hang out on IRC, (gamesurge and quakenet) and try talking some people into teaching you.

    I don't know if your us/eu, but if you ever run into me, I'll teach you some stuff

    Keasis
     
  8. iCQ

    iCQ Softice/MASM reverse engineer

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    LOL i got a village alright ;-) hehehe.. man i was far away yesterday on TS hehehe....

    Anyways homeboy... you will have to upgrade for sure before you get bored... not enough old version servers to play on!

    Have fun (or are you on the demo?)
     
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    [LNS]ICovetYourChild =vÐ=ICovetYourChild

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    No worries, just pm meh when your ready.
     
  10. Homeboy

    Homeboy New Member

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    Thanks for all the tips. I upgraded today and will start playing when i come back (2 days) but i've been on the 7710 severs and i get whooped like crazy. Its not fun at all.
    btw- I'm not a begginner i no most cool tricks and can get the top score (most of the time) on the old version of the game.Also i have the full version.

    Thanks for everything
     
  11. Go-Bot

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    <-- always willing to help .... can be found on pubs under the alias «§²»Tèhßötmåñ ... happy hunting and hope to see you out there!
     
  12. wagwannadon

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    ill teach you how to tk
     
  13. s0_gay

    s0_gay Banned

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    Yes we will teach you how to properly play the game, the ghey way
     
  14. s0_gay

    s0_gay Banned

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    Kissass the only thing you could teach him is how to pleasure a drunken truck driver for 5 bucks
     
  15. Keasis

    Keasis frequent eembotter

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    For five bucks I could do more than that.
     
  16. Mopap

    Mopap Rsegetried Uesr

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    +1
     
  17. s0_gay

    s0_gay Banned

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    I know you could but let's leave small animals out of this
     
  18. [LNS]ICovetYourChild

    [LNS]ICovetYourChild =vÐ=ICovetYourChild

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    ...Coming from the guy named "s0_gay"...
     
  19. Keasis

    Keasis frequent eembotter

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    He cannot help his father is a truck driver.
     
  20. s0_gay

    s0_gay Banned

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    My father isn't a truck driver however it's remarkable why we aren't step brothers considering how many times my dad gave it to your mom.
     
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