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I love tits as much as the next guy....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by BillyBadAss, Oct 14, 2008.

  1. KaL976

    KaL976 *nubcake*

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    SFW unless your W is retarded

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    the defence rests
     
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  2. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mood Muzik

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    And there we go...
     
  3. Vitamin-Carrot

    Vitamin-Carrot If

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    ZOMG!

    Actually I agree i also surf these forums while at work
    A [Not Safe For Work] Tag in the title or something
     
  4. hyrulian

    hyrulian Rainbow Brite

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    Kal those are excessively unrealistic to the point that they look fake for even an anime girl, lol
     
  5. Matfei

    Matfei [:«]Ω[»:]:Mױפקזג:]:

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    Lets ask Bob for a professional opinion.
     
  6. Peavey

    Peavey Rattus Norvegicus

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    Seriously, I don't want Off Topic to supply my porn. Because you guys f*cking SUCK at it. Forcing your sh*tty selection of average tits on the whole of BuF is selfish. It's like running up to every person you know and saying something like, "WOAH OMG HAVE YOU HAD THIS EXOTIC FOOD CALLED MACARONI AND CHEESE IT'S SO GOOD HERE TRY THIS," as you shove a spoon in my mouth and force-feed me some mediocre CRAP. Meanwhile the rest of us are thinking, :con: "Uh, yeah what are you in the f*cking 7th grade? Did you JUST discover that or something? Go get a REAL girlfriend because you're annoying everyone."

    I know it's hard for people like dotnetbeast or matfei to tuck their dicks back in their pants long enough to get a girlfriend, but honestly, it's f*cking immature, especially when you guys start making homophobic suggestions just because we actually have something to say. Any moron can appreciate a pair of breasts.

    If every thread in Off Topic sucks so bad that you have to keep trashing bandwidth with the SAME F*CKING pictures over and over, then why not just delete your account and go to a forum for porn torrents and such? Then you masturbate all you want... not that you have the experience to hang for that long anyway.

    And furthermore, I'd like to advocate a new campaign - for every post that includes breasts, I'm going to raise you a close-up of a bulging man thong, to remind you of the balls that you don't really have.

    and maybe because I know Hyru would get excited with me :mwink:
     
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  7. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mood Muzik

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    That makes sense. All you needed tho was the last paragraph.
    But trust me when I say this man.
    Dont step up to me son.
     
  8. carmatic

    carmatic New Member

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    what?? your callin me SON????!!
     
  9. toniglandyl

    toniglandyl internal data fragmentation : 62203480%

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    Peavy are you considering cleavage as porn material ?
    We're in the 21st century ! cleavage is like, the normal thing. Hell, the girl I had next to me in the plane back to France in august had her shirt nicely opened, and she was cold. Did she button her shirt ? no ! why ? cause a nice cleavage is sexy and can't do any harm.
     
  10. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    ^virgin
     
  11. B

    B Bee

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    He just did. :eek:

    But how hard is it, just stop posting boobs in every thread and everybody but you is happy. We solve could solve that by posting a boob pic every now and then in your profile. Win win situation :tup:
     
  12. Continuum

    Continuum Lobotomistician

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    I think people are missing the point completly. People posting boobs cant help themselves they are the victim of a government conspiracy to make ranchers rich. As you all know the government allows the ranchers to pump their livestock full of hormones making it possible for politicians to get a cut of the profits. The only bad thing is the entire country has now overdosed on the excess hormones in their food and can no longer control their internet habits.
     
  13. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

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    But ... oh well, there's always butts.

    [​IMG]
     
  14. Peavey

    Peavey Rattus Norvegicus

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    That's the idea, Azura :cool:
     
  15. WaitForTheRain

    WaitForTheRain New Member

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    You have just offended all of the women who's breasts have appeared in this forum - probably ;)
     
  16. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    I'm pretty certain that most of the women who's breasts have appeared on this forum are gonna' be difficult to offend...
     
  17. WaitForTheRain

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    hmm. That came out a bit wrong. lets rephrase it to "You've probably offended all of the women who've had pictures of their breasts in this forum"

    -- That'll work :lol:
     
  18. Al

    Al Reaper

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    Nice arse!
     
  19. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    No! My point still stands.

    Women who are shallow/stupid (usually one in the same) enough to make money off their body probably aren't easily offended.
     
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