I love people like this

[Bad.Mojo]

Whoever this kid was, he was a damn good sport. I found this amusing, so I figured I'd share it with you.

BenLaden: Ho!
BenLaden: Hey! Are you working in the industrie?
BadMojo: The Glue Industry?
BadMojo: Why yes I am!
BadMojo: Thanks for asking!
BenLaden: who's the gaming industrie
BenLaden: error
BadMojo: Here at Morris and Morris Glue, we make fine pastes and glues for every situation!
BadMojo: Would you like our newsletter?
BenLaden: the gaming industrie
BadMojo: Oh
BadMojo: sorry
BadMojo: nope
BenLaden: what is the site
* BoBo is confused
BadMojo: for Morris and Morris Glue?
BadMojo: morris-morris-glue.com
BadMojo: you might not be able to get to the site though
BenLaden: why
BadMojo: its only available in the United States
BenLaden: OK
BadMojo: and the United States territories of Canada, Great Britain, and Australia
BenLaden: Do you watch UR
BenLaden: with George Clooney in a hospital
BadMojo: I put George Clooney in the hospital one time
BadMojo: we were playing a pick up game of Horse
BadMojo: and the fu<i></i>cker cheated
BadMojo: so I broke his nose
BenLaden: Yeah
BenLaden: Cool
BadMojo: It was awful though
BadMojo: He made me pay the one million dollar rhinoplasty bill
BenLaden: I say this cause in the episode I saw, 2 men where stick together
BadMojo: he needs his "star nose", you know
BenLaden: Is the glue come from Morris
BadMojo: Two men were stuck together, like gay sex?
BadMojo: No, our glue is strictly to be taken internally
BenLaden: Ok
BadMojo: Can I tell you kind of a sad story?
BenLaden: Yes
BadMojo: Because I was born with both a penis and a vagina, my father sold me to the circus for some chewing gum and a stack of poker chips
BenLaden: Yeah
BadMojo: yeah
BadMojo: I didn't want to come back and kill him
BadMojo: but I had to
BadMojo: the circus ringleader whipped me
BadMojo: and had me gang raped by the rodeo clowns
BadMojo: until I was bent to his evil will
BadMojo: then I ran away, and I became the orphan son of Morris and Morris Glue magnate Joe Don Baker
BenLaden: Really sad Story
BadMojo: it is
BadMojo: do you have a sad story you'd like to share?
BadMojo: I like to conduct group therapy in this channel when its not in use
BenLaden: Hum...
BenLaden: No!
BadMojo: No?
BadMojo: BoBo told me a story about you
BadMojo: a story involving soccer
BadMojo: and a monkey
BadMojo: and feces throwing
BadMojo: and tragic consequences
BadMojo: and the whacky, madcap mayhem that ensued
BadMojo: Was BoBo lying to me, BL?
BenLaden: what does mean BL?
BenLaden: Is Bobo a teammember?
BadMojo: Yeah
BadMojo: he's our lead parachute engineer
BoBo: yep
BadMojo: he designs all the parachutes we put on dogs when we throw them out of planes
BoBo: indeed
BenLaden: CooL
BadMojo: his job is probably the most important, because replacing squished dogs is expensive and messy

GENTLEMEN, START YOUR FUNNY!

 

[OICW]

ha ha!

Maybe he was playing along but from the sounds of it, maybe he wasn't.

we shouldn't really do this, paying out gullable people. But **** it, it's fun damnit!

 

[Ballistophobia]

AHAHAHAH

Mojo, that was some funny s<b></b>hit! Why wasn't I in the f<b></b>uckin chan for that damnit?!?!?

 

[The_Fur]

can you say: "Clueless"

 

[[Delta]BoBo]

HAHA, i was in the channel and i completely missed that conversation somehow, i guess i was too busy skinning, I just popped back in at the end, if mojo hadn't posted this i bet i would've never noticed, u da man mojo

 

[Bad.Mojo]

Thank you, thank you. Its like... you know the gaydar that helps ga<i></i>ys find other ga<i></i>ys? Its something like that... its this thing that just sorta makes my hairs stand up and know when a sorta gullible person is in the room for hot, dripping prank time.

 

[RogueLeader]

 

[Donnellizer]

That has to be one of the most hilarious things I ever read. It reminds me of Lowtax's ICQ pranks.

 

[Kuroshio Apocal]

ROFLMAO.

 

[Elite_Soldier]

Does remind me of a Something Awful ICQ prank Donnellizer

Damn that was good. I don't think anyone can be that outragousely stupid though. Maybe he wasn't really reading what anyone was writing and was just playing along?

 

[phatcat]

I have seen better. he looked like he just didn't give a fuck about what you where saying, and was stay'n to watch you make a fool of your self.

my friend Sailor Scuzzy made some better ones. I'll have to see if I can find them

 

[Bad.Mojo]

I was wondering that too, phatphuck, but he did seem interested in George Clooney and glue. So I'm not sure if he's slow or just playing along. I had ones that were alot better than this (including one where the rottweiler I was having sex with killed me, and one that gave me the inspiration for selling a hermaphrodite child to the circus...) I'll try to make some better ones.

 

[phatcat]

phatphuck, real cute.

did you come up with that all by yourself?

 

[Kibbles-N-Bits]

It's all about the brain-power, cat.

 

[phatcat]

right

I bet brain-powered comments like that got him kicked out of the INF chat room

 

[Bad.Mojo]

Actually no, I didn't think it up all by myself. I had some help from Jesus Christ, former disco band sensation ABBA, and an overdose of keopectate.

 

[RogueLeader]

Yes, that sounded like something Jesus would say.

 

[phatcat]

yeah, I hear keopectate can do that to ya...