I live in a coke can

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gabe

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Jul 7, 2000
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Just today I finally realised that thee is a purpose in my life, and well as sick as it is; I live in a coke can. ITs really ****ing sick, all I do is sit at my computer, smoke, drink coke surf, and play games. I have been thinking of getting a new chair cause this one is damn near all worn out. My ass becomes numb and I have to stand up too often. Geezus, by now I should be 500 Lbs, I have no idea how I still weigh 140. I'm gonna die at the age of 97 sitting at my ****ing computer! I need to get out and find someone to "sex me up" this has gone too damn far

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Ak

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ummm....

Well, at least you surf......

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gabe

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I wouldn't really say that I was refering to his basement, more towards my life itself, I'm just going through some ****ed up mental thing where I want to get out. I think I'm gonna get a job or something and go back to school. GEEZUS! Did I just say I wanted to go back to school? I hope I snap out of this soon. /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

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gabe

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Why would I be?

Why would I care if you knew that I live in his basement, I mean really. I don't hide it. its better than the cardboard box situation back in 97

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gabe

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Why would I be?

Why would I care if you knew that I live in his basement, I mean really. I don't hide it. its better than the cardboard box situation back in 97
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