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I know you don't want to hear this, especially if you are a woman, but...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Plumb_Drumb, Sep 25, 2014.

  1. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    I just **** my pants.


    Okay!? There, I said it. I **** my pants and the chair underneath.

    This is what happens when your caloric intake is liquid.
    I might as well just wear a diaper. (who the **** came up with the word "diaper"?)

    cue the guy who comes out with the mop and cleans up, I don't think that shit is coming out..
     
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  2. BillyBadAss

    BillyBadAss Strong Cock of The North

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    Fuck it. If you sit long enough in it, other organisms will start to grow and "clean up" for you. Work smarter, not harder.:B
     
  3. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    Hah! Brolliant.


    I just came up with that word. Am I famous how?
     
  4. AlteredForms

    AlteredForms Registered User

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    tomcat ha Well-Known Member

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    if you move back and forth does it feel kinda nice?
     
  6. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    :D :D :D
     
  7. DRT-Maverick

    DRT-Maverick Lover of Earwigs

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    This thread smells shitty. Just a bit.
     
  8. Nemephosis

    Nemephosis Earning my Infrequent Flier miles

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    Is this ban permanent finally, or what?
     
  9. JohnDoe641

    JohnDoe641 Killer Fools Pro Staff Member

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    nem, why did you change your name? OUTRAGEOUS ,, lol:mad:
     
  10. Al

    Al Reaper

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    Yes.
     
  11. Nemephosis

    Nemephosis Earning my Infrequent Flier miles

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    Didn't really like it anymore ,,lol:mad:
     
  12. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    wow

    really?
     
  13. KaL976

    KaL976 *nubcake*

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    Sadly it appears so :(
     
  14. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mood Muzik

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  15. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    dotnetbeast Mood Muzik

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  17. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    [m]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrJky8YuTr4[/m]
     
  18. Nemephosis

    Nemephosis Earning my Infrequent Flier miles

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    How terrible someone who breaks rules intentionally gets banned. I just wonder why it didn't happen sooner, that would never have been tolerated years ago.
     
  19. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    Wow, just wow. Btw. the guy on the right is you, right?
     

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  20. Nemephosis

    Nemephosis Earning my Infrequent Flier miles

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    See, there was a time when I was an angry little shit I might have something to say about that, but all I can do is laugh now. Not getting into it, sorry. He got banned and he had it coming for a long time. It doesn't matter to me what anyone else thinks of that.

    edit: Besides, I have bigger things to worry about like the shooting in my country's capital today.
     
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