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I just found the door of the universe!

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  1. NeoNite

    NeoNite Starsstream

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    It's all the way down there, in the left corner. Hidden in the dark. Under the milky way galaxy.
    It really happened by accident. I slipped on a banana peel, I think? Well, maybe not. But for some reason something caught my eye. And flew away with it!

    So my eye ended up in space and VOILA! There it was. It pinpointed and zoomed in on a tiny door. So, I just jumped up to my eye (or down, left right how you rpefer it) and fell down.
    It was quite a long drop. But I landed on the ground, more like matrasses. And there's this door that says "exit".

    What could be behind this door? What is this door? So exciting! The door that might lead to another universe? Explain the meaning of life perhaps? Not just the movie, but even more. GOD? Man, I couldn't take it anymore and reached for the door and


    it's locked.
     
  2. Manticore

    Manticore Official BUF Birthday Spammer

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    Congratulations.... I'll look for a key.
     
  3. Hunter

    Hunter BeyondUnreal Newsie

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    Could you slide a note under it?
     
  4. Manticore

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    Knock, knock!
     
  5. Hunter

    Hunter BeyondUnreal Newsie

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    no answer....
     
  6. NeoNite

    NeoNite Starsstream

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    Oh yes, indeed. The door! Well, I ehm... remember slipping your note under it. And it opened.
    There was a flash of colour. A colour out of space. I stepped through and soon became a haunter of the dark as it blew shut. I was locked in what felt like a room. I stepped forward and noticed lots of gambrel roofs and a river running through.
    Suddenly I heard a whispering. Something, from outside it seems, slithered near. A grotesque entity, one of probably thousand. Or more.
    It executed an electric message through my brain from beyond. A shadow had fallen over my very being, and the walls felt like they were steadily closing in. Invisible as they were.

    However, it seemed my sole rescue were the sounds of a mad violin. He led me through these caleidoscopic tunnels of charnel horror.
    Nepenthe save me. Had it all been a dream. As I came back to my senses, and gazed upon the miriad of stars of m31 I seemed to relax.
    Until I perceived the unnameble clutching its vile hands into our reality.
    Oh god! That hand ! THE DOOR! THE DOOOORRR!!!!!
     
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  7. Manticore

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    The silence is deafening....
     
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    How the hell did you get back in?
     
  9. Manticore

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    Get NeoNite to give you the keys...
     
  10. NeoNite

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    I wish I knew. The Unverse is full of surprises.
     

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