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I just don't learn....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by CHRYSt, Feb 3, 2002.

  1. CHRYSt

    CHRYSt You can't help that. We're all mad here.

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    Really, no matter how stupid I know something is, for some reason, I'm compelled to do it anyway.

    Oh well. I'll give this chunk of Silly Putty a couple days to work it's way out of my nose before I go to a doctor..
     
  2. Sapphire Nights

    Sapphire Nights BANNED

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    Join the club :lol: Our meeting are on Tuesdays. Although we know better, we still show up :D
     
  3. Fomhoire

    Fomhoire Internet Addict

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    Glad to see I'm not the only one that suffers from "I knew I shouldn't have done that" syndrome.
     
  4. Waffnuffly

    Waffnuffly >:E

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    Speaking of which..... I think I almost accidentally blew up and reformatted my HD while I was trying to get my CD burner to work..... I'm going to bed now. No more messing around until I'm atleast half-awake.
     
  5. Fomhoire

    Fomhoire Internet Addict

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    How can you almost accidently blow up and reformat a hard drive?

    I think you're stoned or something.

     
  6. LP

    LP *wants to be your friend*

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    i do stupid stuff too :) like take a BMX bike down a reeeeealy speep bumpy hill and into a heap of sand at the bottom. I think it would be good jackasss material.

    BTW try not to sniff too hard :D
     
  7. pine

    pine Official Photography Thread Appreciator

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    when I was little, my younger brother and I used to go out to our garden and pick peas that we grew, and take them out of the pods and put them in our noses, then snort real hard and couth 'em out our mouths. It was endless entertainment. Except this one time, i kept coughing the pea back into my nose, then snorting it back into my windpipe, then coughing it back into my sinus, then snorting back into my windpipe......that kinda sucked for awhile, until I finally swallowed it by accident. Went down nice and easy what with the liberal coating of mucus and all.
     
  8. Camel

    Camel dduurrrrrrrrrr

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    :lol:
     
  9. Deathmaker

    Deathmaker Balanced

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    :lol: Damn, now I have to clean up the coffee I nearly choked on and spat all over my monitor and keyboard laughing at that!


    Quick, hide the crayons for CHRYSt's sake!
     
  10. The_Inflictor

    The_Inflictor Honest and unmerciful

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    Minging :lol:


    When I was doing my GSCE Chemistry (nearly 10 years ago :eek: ), about four of us decided to sniff some of the ground Alkaseltzer that we were using for an experiment...it gives the wierdest feeling when it bubbles in your nose :hmm:

    Our teacher just laughed because we had tears streaming down our cheeks and white stuff around our nostrils. She didn't report us luckily.
     
  11. Selerox

    Selerox COR AD COR LOQVITVR

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    lol

    You snorted Alkaseltzer?! :eek: That must have been fun to watch :D
     
  12. The_Inflictor

    The_Inflictor Honest and unmerciful

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    :eek: indeed

    Don't do it with a runny nose and don't use a lot ;)
     
  13. lophead

    lophead 10100111001

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    this dude at a party was being drunk and disorderly and saw a lawnmower. So naturally, as you do you wanna have a mow. Well it was out of petrol, but there was a bucket next to it but no funnel to pour it in. So using his ingenious drunken intellect thought he'd cyphen (i think thats the right spelling) it out using a hose. Anyway he didnt quite judge how far up the hose hed sucked with petrol so he quite literally swollen a whole mouthful of it. He was gagging for ages, and the next day he burped and it still smelt of petrol. He would have been in real trouble had he decided to have a cigarette.
     
  14. Fomhoire

    Fomhoire Internet Addict

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    I have a feeling I'm going to be reading about someone here in the Darwin Awards one day.


    I do a lot of dumbsh!t things like putting something that belongs in the cupboard in the freezer or driving past an exit on the freeway and not realizing it for two miles.
     
  15. Jyjec

    Jyjec Pte Guy

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    True True

    I think all of us can say that we have done some really stupit sh!t in our lifes:D
     
  16. Xirv0

    Xirv0 Green Wibbly Thing

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    I havent :D
    *ahem*
    :con:

































    I have... :hmm:
    :D
     
  17. .altan

    .altan Tomorrow

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    Xirv0 I havent: D
    *ahem


    Becoming a member of BuF automatically disqualifies you for not doing something stupid. ;)

    Lets see... Constructing a terrible mini-launch ramp and sticking it in front of a bar to see if I could grind... Before I could even ollie! Needless to say, it hurt like hell! Landed on my arse and on my arm...
    Attempting to do a barspin when going very fast on flat ground before I could do a proper wheelie.. Fecking bike fell on my head!
     
  18. Foetal Youth

    Foetal Youth New Member

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    When i was about 8 i was sat in he car and my ma went into a shop to get something. I saw the handbrake and (as you do) decided to see what it does. LLets just say if I hadn't put it back on again we may have rolled into a busy street :eek: :D Never really hurt myself doing anything stupid though.
     
  19. FireSlash

    FireSlash Whats a FireSlash?

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    i once thought it was be amusing to drop large chunks of ice from my roof to the ground below... i didnt think for a second that 'large chunks of ice' also meant 'icy roof':rolleyes:
     
  20. Da RicK

    Da RicK Stubid newpie

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    I'd never do something stupid.... :rolleyes:
     

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