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I have cancer of the armpit

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Slim Vision, Jan 29, 2006.

  1. Wild Weasel

    Wild Weasel New Member

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    Sorry, I just had to.
     
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    missPoopShoot voodoo rage

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  5. tool

    tool BuFs #1 mom

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    slim vision is just a stupid gimmick. slim vision get the hell off the internet.
     
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    Wookiee Lets Rock

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    mmmmmmmmm attention
     
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    ElectricSheep Tommy Vegas

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    So you don't go to doctors 'cause your a pansy and can't handle pain. Of course, its the doctor's fault that you're too stupid to say someting along the lines of "That really ****ing hurts, don't you ever touch my foot like that again you sonuvabitch!"

    Doctor's are not magic mind-readers. They cannot help you if you don't actually communicate with them. Dumbass.
     
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    SlayerDragon LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES

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    :lol: F-ING OWNT!
     
  9. Thrash123

    Thrash123 Obey Leash Laws

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    Ok, if you are being serious, you need to see a doctor.

    My mother used to be a nurse, and (according to her) these sort of things can very well be serious. It could be a wart, or lymph node problems.

    It's a possibility you could lose your arm. If you are ok with that, fine. You'll have to go to the doctor for that, though, too :)
     
  10. BobCobb

    BobCobb Society is a leech on me!

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    Wait till the tumor weighs like 500 pounds so you can get on the Maury Show.

    Cha-Ching!
     
  11. Slim Vision

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    Tell you what, let's make a poll out of this!
     
  12. [UM]theswarm

    [UM]theswarm Spork of the Apocalypse!

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    It's black plague.
     
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  13. MrSmiles

    MrSmiles selimsrm

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    Use a lighter on it! BURN IT AWAY! You can kill cancer by burning it.
     
  15. DeeperShade

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    Good idea..

    Is Slim Vision a retard, yes or no?

    Vote now.
     
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    BobCobb Society is a leech on me!

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    Evil_Cope For the Win, motherfather!

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    Seriously though, Slim? It's not worth it, see a doctor.

     
  19. Peavey

    Peavey Rattus Norvegicus

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    See your Dermotologist, and inquire about it. They will look at it, and you can tell your Dermo about your regular doctor and how he's an incompetent mother****er. They can probably hook you up with some real hardcore doctors yo.

    Tell the other hospital staff members, do whatever it takes and get this stuff taken care of man.
     
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  20. sid

    sid I posted in the RO-me thread
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    a pink username!

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    :lol: what is love? love WHOOOOO!!!
     

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