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I have cancer of the armpit

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Slim Vision, Jan 29, 2006.

  1. pwnghetti & leetballs

    pwnghetti & leetballs Barnacle Blitzkrieg!

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    Nobody questioned that this guy is cutting off his own flesh? :con:
     
  2. Slim Vision

    Slim Vision God

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    Eh, never mind. I just cut it off again.
     
  3. 8-4-7-2

    8-4-7-2 New Member

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    Who knows. It could be an alien parasite using his body to grow some creature
     
  4. Slim Vision

    Slim Vision God

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    I've always got something going wrong with my body. I tend to post about it on the forum i'm activly using at the time... Back on '04 I created a series of topics on the forum I wa susing called "Discuss Slim's Body". I think the last one I made was Part #2: Rotting Flesh.

    Expect more strageness from me in the future under topics of the same name and nature when the next body part of mine goes wrong. Or something else drops off me.
     
  5. tool

    tool BuFs #1 mom

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    You have things going wrong with you because you dont see the god damn doctor and you are an idiot. Stop posting this garbage and see a doctor.
     
  6. Zxanphorian

    Zxanphorian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    But don't pull a Boston Corbett!!!
     
  7. Slim Vision

    Slim Vision God

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    Last time I saw a doc was in 2001, regarding my foot, which i couldn't walk on after I fall on it. I think I broke it, but when the doc got hold of it and said "tell me if anything hurts", he nearly twisted it off my leg... I didn't make a sound though I was too busy grinding my teeth in pain. He didn't notice however, and said "It's just sprained, plenty of rest and painkillersNEXT".

    First and last time I went to the doc in my entire 20 years on Earth.
     
  8. sid

    sid I posted in the RO-me thread
    and all I got was
    a pink username!

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    Sorry I ask this but I think its a little important .......are you a loner? Cause the way you've been posting up this stuff it seems as if your only social group is a bunch of BuFerz.
     
  9. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    http://www.bivouacbooks.com/bbv4i1s9.htm


    :eek:
     
  10. Rambowjo

    Rambowjo Das Protoss

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    You piece of crap go see your ****ing doctor now




    :mad:
     
  11. Slim Vision

    Slim Vision God

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    Not really. I have friends - a few friends - in the real world. They all think I'm mad but, that's friends for you. However I keep my social life seperated from the Internet. I merely use the anominity of dicussion forums to simply amuse myself. I don't see it as socialising, I see it as a means to combat boredom when I'm working on the computer.

    My idea of amusement, however, usually envolves randomised topics of insanity. The free discussion of my wild opinions which I'd probably be commited to a loonybin for if I said anything about them in reality, plus, the lack of consequences for what I say appeals to me. If I was to tell one my friends his/her opinion sucked cock and I was more or less ashamed to know them because they were so incredibly thick, I'd be outcast permanantly.

    if however I said the same thing to someone on thge Internet, the worst that can happen is I'm labeled as a bastard. And if I am 'outcast by a group due to it, well, it's hardly the end of the world, since I can simply start using a different discussion forum, until that too, one day, outcasts me for whatever reason.

    I have been described as a viral infection on the Internet. I spread, and my one goal is to consume.

    However, I like BuF, it has a sence of identity more so than most if not all other places I've ever used, so I doubt I'll ever amount to much moe than just the stranger who posts turd topics.

    Fear me not. I am merely amusing myself.
     
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  12. DeeperShade

    DeeperShade Banned

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    Hmm, you've been sticking around here, amusing yourself by being a bastard, until we end up treating you as an outcast, then you'll leave and go elsewhere?

    ....





    Why are you still here?
     
  13. Slim Vision

    Slim Vision God

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    No no no, I amuse myself by any means, but only when I have conflicts with people do I become a bastard.
     
  14. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    So basically you're trolling till the day you're axed?
     
  15. Slim Vision

    Slim Vision God

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    Not really.
     
  16. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    Zxanphorian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    Since when is an Online Community Issue a Medical Issue? :con:
     
  18. DeeperShade

    DeeperShade Banned

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    Slim Vision God

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    Eh, I can't be bothered to talk about it anymore. I'm going to go lay down. I have had pains in my chest since I got back in from work and even the Internet isn't amusing me enough to take my mind of it. Good evening... I'll be back on the morror though, bright and bushy tailed and ready to start creating even more nutty topics for you all to argue in.
     
  20. Rambowjo

    Rambowjo Das Protoss

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    And no one ever saw Slim Vision again
     

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