I gave my cat an enema.

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Bad.Mojo

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I posted this link a while ago, but in case anybody missed it, go check out <a href=http://www.catenema.com>this guy's stories about how he gave his cat an enema and other fun stuff</a>. "I gave my cat an enema" is probably the best story, but so is the other one about the naked old man that pisses in his driveway.

P.S.: If you frequent Something Awful, you'll see where Lowtax got the picture for Cliff Yablonski's "I hate you" sidekick, Ugly Cat. Its none other than this homosexual's (and don't rag on me for that, he's actually gay) cat, the recipient of the mineral oil enema.