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I Dress in a Very Scary Manner, PH34R 73H P1C$

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Trynant, Apr 19, 2006.

  1. Trynant

    Trynant Manic Brawler

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    Backstory:
    I was in a Japanese class video project recently and had to take a very...awkward role in a certain scene. Of course my sense of humor told me to save some pictures before I changed out of costume and then post one here to scare any weaklings, and amuse the rest.

    to paraphrase Mac Hall:
    Guy: It's okay because I'm secure about my masculinity.
    Matt: But you're still wearing a bra.
     

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  2. Trynant

    Trynant Manic Brawler

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    But Wait! There's More

    I'm wondering if any other male here decided to go out in drag.

    I forgot to mention I was out doing this in public. My friend using the camera commented about the scary fact that I actually looked like a woman from a distance. And also the girl doing my make-up told me that she's dressed up uglier women.

    When I took off the outfit and attempted to wash the make-up off, the eye-shadowing still stuck, and with the wig giving my hair a stick-out hair-do I ended up looking very emo for a little bit.
     

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  3. Evil_Cope

    Evil_Cope For the Win, motherfather!

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    [insert grimm macgregor joke]
     
  4. The_Head

    The_Head JB Mapper

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    lol. any bigger pictures?
     
  5. Jackal

    Jackal Crapass

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    Rocky Horror Picture show anyone?
     
  6. Trynant

    Trynant Manic Brawler

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    I'm half joking about the last part.

    Yes, those were smaller sizes of the originals. I hope to get the clip where I french kiss one of the guys in the scene.

    Bah, I don't have lingerie, and the black thong I was offered didn't hide enough...stuff.
     

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  7. The_Head

    The_Head JB Mapper

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    Fair play to you, don't think I would do that, unless I had had a bit to drink.
    :tup:
     
  8. MrSmiles

    MrSmiles selimsrm

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    you look creepy
     
  9. Cap'n Beeb

    Cap'n Beeb Banned

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    What possessed you to type in such an incredibly stupid manner?

    Also, the fact that the girl setting you up had worked with uglier women terrifies me.
     
  10. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    Peg Bundy has nothing on you.
     
  11. Airmoran

    Airmoran Construct

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    Personally, the amount of effort you put into makeup both scares and dissapoints me.

    Couldn't you just toss on a dress and a wig and call it that? If not, the pantyhose is totally uncalled for; you could've at least shaved your legs if you're gonna go all thet way.
     
  12. Selerox

    Selerox COR AD COR LOQVITVR

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    I know people that have pulled worse tbh...

    You could have at least shaved your legs you know ;)
     
  13. Bean 3:16

    Bean 3:16 New Member

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    Two years ago, for Halloween, I dressed up as a sexy zebra, and it was pretty hot. I had more than a lot of guys think I was a chick. I'm in good shape, so my legs were right, and since I had frills around my neck, it wasn't too hard to disguise my chest as boobs. I also had long curly hair, and considering how many drunk people there were...

    That all being said, there will no picture posting, because, honestly, I don't need to see that sh!t all over the internet. Just know that I was ravishing.
     
  14. Enfyrneaux

    Enfyrneaux New Member

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    Well, there was this one time in drama club I wore...a hot pink miniskirt over my boxer-briefs. And after the play, I was running around in a tank top with a big guy in a flecktarn BDU carrying a riding crop in hot persuit.

    You beat me to it :D
     
  15. O.S.T

    O.S.T <img src=http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/9838/e

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    for heaven's sake! someone should put "DRAG QUEEN" in his user title in big red letters!
     
  16. jevus

    jevus От България

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    So what would it take to accomplish that??
     
  17. Sirius

    Sirius Meh

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    The hell with the legs man! Shave them pits!!!
     
  18. Freon

    Freon Braaaaiinss...

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    This dress looks good on you :mwink: :tup:

    (no, seriously, it really does :con: )
     
  19. John O'h Diggin

    John O'h Diggin Abstract Chains

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    I have a question why why why?

    I think I'm going to gouge my eyeballs out. Men shouldn't dress up like woman and woman shouldn't dress up like men.
    It's unnatuarl.
    Its disgusting.
     
  20. Breadtruck

    Breadtruck All's Well That Ends Well

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    that would be why.
     

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