now i am damn well good and ready to post a story
so it started like any other night me and my friends started drinking and walkin around town lookin for some people who wanted to cause some trouble or some ladies, we diddnt end up finding anything so we took the bus down to the next town over and we went to the swimming pool there, and were drinking in the parking lot then i got a brilliant idea i walked over to the grocery store next door and grabbed the shopping carts and brought them back to the pool and then we opened th edoor to the deck, my friends followed me inside of the upper deck of the pool and i wheeled the shopping carts in and threw them over the ledge into the pool, it seemed like a good idea at the time but ppl started screamin and they sent the security guards after us, they were dextahs though and tried to grab me but i pushed him down because he was like 18 or 19 and was just a lifeguard there and then he was like wahh im callin the police, i was like k and walked into the parking lot with my friends i saw some girls and i walked up to this one girl and i like touched her waist and she diddnt pull back so i started makin out with her infront of that security guy who was like trying to radio in to the headquarters, well we decided to leave the pool area and walked down into the main area of the town and i took off my pants and started to piss inside of the water fountain in town square and some kids who were drinkin to about 8 of them walked up to my 3 friends and were like what are u guys doin, and were like were from sidney and there like well we dont take kindly to kids from your area, i was like o ya, well u guys know of anything goin on tonight and they were like no, and then like but we know of a sick party goin down tommorow night i was like o ok let me get your number, then he was like no you homo to me, so i grabbed the kid and smashed him to the ground but i fell down with him and i started to push his chest into the cement and he was like crying that he was only like 16 or something so i got up and we left those kids since they were clearly not gonna brawl us since they were so small
we went back to my town and found a party, i had finished my 2/6 of jack by the time i got to the party with my friends and the kid there was a real nerd so we were trashin his house, it got kinda boreing so we decided to leave and when we were walkin out some kid went up to my friend and started pushin him a bit and then i was like wtf and took off my jacket cause i was ready for a fight and then he grabbed my friend and broke his sunglasses and they started like fighting on the ground a bit and some girl tried to get into the middle of it to break it up and the one kid like pushed the girl, i knew this might of been a bad idea at the time but i started stompin the kid on the face even though i know hes a popular kid with alot of friends but i diddnt really care i stomped him about 7 times on the face but the cops pulled up and like charged in and handcuffed us all and i got arrested for 1 day but now im ok, all in all it wasnt that interesting and i wish it had been a better night
except the kid who i stomped is trying to rally a group of people to come and hunt me because his face is all bruised and smashed up, but me and my friend went drinkin tonight and were stickin together and gonna go lookin for him instead
so it started like any other night me and my friends started drinking and walkin around town lookin for some people who wanted to cause some trouble or some ladies, we diddnt end up finding anything so we took the bus down to the next town over and we went to the swimming pool there, and were drinking in the parking lot then i got a brilliant idea i walked over to the grocery store next door and grabbed the shopping carts and brought them back to the pool and then we opened th edoor to the deck, my friends followed me inside of the upper deck of the pool and i wheeled the shopping carts in and threw them over the ledge into the pool, it seemed like a good idea at the time but ppl started screamin and they sent the security guards after us, they were dextahs though and tried to grab me but i pushed him down because he was like 18 or 19 and was just a lifeguard there and then he was like wahh im callin the police, i was like k and walked into the parking lot with my friends i saw some girls and i walked up to this one girl and i like touched her waist and she diddnt pull back so i started makin out with her infront of that security guy who was like trying to radio in to the headquarters, well we decided to leave the pool area and walked down into the main area of the town and i took off my pants and started to piss inside of the water fountain in town square and some kids who were drinkin to about 8 of them walked up to my 3 friends and were like what are u guys doin, and were like were from sidney and there like well we dont take kindly to kids from your area, i was like o ya, well u guys know of anything goin on tonight and they were like no, and then like but we know of a sick party goin down tommorow night i was like o ok let me get your number, then he was like no you homo to me, so i grabbed the kid and smashed him to the ground but i fell down with him and i started to push his chest into the cement and he was like crying that he was only like 16 or something so i got up and we left those kids since they were clearly not gonna brawl us since they were so small
we went back to my town and found a party, i had finished my 2/6 of jack by the time i got to the party with my friends and the kid there was a real nerd so we were trashin his house, it got kinda boreing so we decided to leave and when we were walkin out some kid went up to my friend and started pushin him a bit and then i was like wtf and took off my jacket cause i was ready for a fight and then he grabbed my friend and broke his sunglasses and they started like fighting on the ground a bit and some girl tried to get into the middle of it to break it up and the one kid like pushed the girl, i knew this might of been a bad idea at the time but i started stompin the kid on the face even though i know hes a popular kid with alot of friends but i diddnt really care i stomped him about 7 times on the face but the cops pulled up and like charged in and handcuffed us all and i got arrested for 1 day but now im ok, all in all it wasnt that interesting and i wish it had been a better night
except the kid who i stomped is trying to rally a group of people to come and hunt me because his face is all bruised and smashed up, but me and my friend went drinkin tonight and were stickin together and gonna go lookin for him instead
