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How to be Ignored

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Dark Pulse, Nov 12, 2008.

  1. Dark Pulse

    Dark Pulse Dolla, Dolla. Holla, Holla.

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    How To Be Ignored

    The ignore list is a very useful tool. Being placed on a forum member's ignore list results in their not seeing your posts anymore. As a result, they're much less likely to respond to your posts, and hence interrupt a long series of posts on your part with annoyaning answers and displays of their avatar.

    Forthwith, a guide to earning a place on the ignore lists of large number of forum members...

    How To Be Ignored

    Some forum members (like Hal) are quite cranky and will hit the ignore button if you accidentally misspell their name or even the word "teh". But other members are much more forgiving and generous and will require a bit of extra work on your part to ensure that they ignore you.

    First, lets dispense with the profanity option. While you might think that gross profanity and name calling would result in many ignorals, in fact moderators will quickly eradicate such posts, thus preventing them from having any effect. Worse, repetition may result in banning, thus preventing you from posting comments that you would prefer to have ignored. So, profanity!

    With the easy profanity option out of the way, here are a series of alternate suggestions.

    • Never Read the "Free" Manual! (NRTFM!) Some modders write quite detailed instructions for their mods, covering things to do and not do. Refusing to read such instructions and then asking questions that are covered in them is sure to irritate most modders (and even some would be helpers).
    • Never go back a page in a forum topic. You might accidentally read some useful information, and thus be deprived of the chance to ask the question again on the current page.
    • Don't think. Yes, it's basic rule, but so often forgotten. Thinking may lead to figuring the problem out on your own, which drastically interferes with the willful clueless that is essential to being ignored.
    • Bumping is tried and true. But excessive bumping may result in warnings. Use with care.
    • Ignore RELZ topics and start new topics just to post your question. If you post on the original topic, you run a dangerous chance of being answered by people who are knowledgeable. But by posting on an alternate topic, you demonstrate your self-centeredness in a way that is sure to prime other forum members to ignore you.
    • Refuse to follow steps that are known to solve your problem. E.g. if someone says that editing the INI is the only way to solve a problem, ask for another solution that doesn't require editing the INI.
    • Ignore statements of impossibility. If someone says that you can't do "X", then ask again anyway. You may want to ask in a slightly different way or on a different topic. Starting an new topic just to ask again is quite useful.
    • Post unclear and confusing questions. Mix up two mods and/or the problems you have installing them.
    • Never show courtesy or appreciativeness. If someone helps you, don't thank them – this generate positive feelings that would disincline them from ignoring you in the future.
    • Never admit a mistake. If someone points out a mistake, ignore it. Whatever you do, don't apologize, admit fault, or gods forbid, try to correct it. You may want to intentionally create mistakes just so that you can not apologize for them.
    • Complain when WIP/demo mods are not fully functional.
    • Use syntactic annoyances. 1) ALL CAPS IS OKAY BUT PERHAPS TOO OBVIOUS AND MAY RESULT IN A WARNING. 2) always speaking in lower caps can also be good and 3 ignoring punctuation is also good since it will help make your meaning unclear 4) l337 sp34k annoys the old fogies
    • Talk like an idiot. Use lol the way some people use the f word. Claim to be a clueless moron and act like you don't care. ("whoah dude I have no idea what im doing lol this stuff is just way too hard lol i just want to play as demoguy lol")
    • Include the full text of a very long post in your reply. This is especially effective if the inclusion is pointless. And even more so if your addition after the inclusion is very short. (Again, "lol" is good, although too much repetition of "lol" may give the game away.)
    • Once people start ignoring you, you may occasionally want to plaintively ask why no one's replying. (This however is a risky tactic. Someone may actually reply to such a question.)

    Good luck! I'll be ignoring you! :tup:
     
  2. Plasmadaemon

    Plasmadaemon Murder in the red barn

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    I just the learnt a hard drive across the profanity button sequential value of a shoe by a value greater than the equal of a vicious feral tiger's spindle?

    I just the learnt a hard drive across the profanity button sequential value of a shoe by a value greater than the equal of a vicious feral tiger's spindle?! :mad:

    [​IMG]

    Edit: But yeah, figure you were kinda expecting a post like this.
     
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  3. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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  4. Firefly

    Firefly United Kingdom is not a country.

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    4) l337 sp34k annoys the old fogies
    oi watch it young man
    :D
    Good list
     
  5. Wulff

    Wulff Bola Gun fun anyone?

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    lol

    PS: Am I being too obvious?
     
  6. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    Why is no one replying to me? I am Internet God?
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    Princess18 live
     
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  7. togmkn

    togmkn tog-em-kay-en

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    ,, lol :mad:
     
  8. Defeat

    Defeat GET EM WITH THE BACKSMACK WOOOOO

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    whoah dude I have no idea what im doing lol this stuff is just way too hard lol i just want to play as demoguy lol
     
  9. WaitForTheRain

    WaitForTheRain New Member

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    I'd bit a bit worried if anyone here could misspell Hal :lol:
     
  10. LedZep

    LedZep k last title kinda gay :p

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  11. N1ghtmare

    N1ghtmare Sweet Dreams

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    Isn't it spelled hal ?
     
  12. WaitForTheRain

    WaitForTheRain New Member

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  13. Mozi

    Mozi Zer0 as a number

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    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

    or Hale (the e is silent)

    There :lol:
     
  14. Al

    Al Car'a'carn

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    I see ya dude. DP is always wrong. Don't worry about it.

    P.S. tl:dr
     
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  15. Kantham

    Kantham Fool.

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    Is wrong Pulse Dark?
     
  16. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mr. Mayhem

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    To summarize:

    How to be ignored?

    Log in as "dotnetbeast"
    Answer peoples questions with "Kill yourself."
    *optional* Post a picture of boobs.
    Log out.

    Done.
     
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  17. drakon

    drakon Introverted™

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    Can someone please explain what Darkpulse is talking about?
     
  18. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

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    He has been infected by a belgian virus and is currently waffling.
     
  19. drakon

    drakon Introverted™

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    Sounds like fun to me :D
     
  20. Al

    Al Car'a'carn

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    Another way to be ignored is to talk about the Bills or the Sabres.

    Bah.
     

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