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Discussion in 'Original Unreal Tournament' started by lunchblaze, Oct 16, 2000.

  1. lunchblaze

    lunchblaze Codlike

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    just curious - because this happened to me this weekend.

    ctf - tie game, sudden death ot,
    you hack your way through the defense and grab the flag.
    fight valiantly to get out of the base, and take off to your base with enemies on your heels the whole way.

    3/4 the way home, you have to sneeze - violently.

    do you:

    1. take hands off controls and cover your mouth like a good boy?

    2. take a split second to look down and at least sneeze toward the floor?

    or

    3. blow nose goo all over your bad ass 19 inch screen and cap that bish like it ain no thang?

    out.
     
  2. Temporary Account

    Temporary Account Temporarily Permanent

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    That monitor is toast. Prepare to get soaked :D
     
  3. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    No not the monitor. It'd cloud your vision. Snarl (much like Elvis Presley) and sneeze out the side of your mouth while keeping your eyes on the (un-snotty) monitor.
     
  4. Troll|PuF

    Troll|PuF Poetic Terrorist

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    train your body to no longer give in to any normal impulses while playing. ]LoL[ makes sure to take care of all bodily functions before playing a match. In fact, we won't click in until all clan members (no pun intended) have taken a pee.

    :)
     
  5. L_S

    L_S .

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    I modified my monitor with a rebuilt windshield wiper motor and state of the art wipers for just such occasions.
     
  6. The_Ruiner

    The_Ruiner Masterful

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    LOL!

    Too damn funny SiN!!! :)
     
  7. Boom

    Boom Rumpshaking Moderator

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    I try to supress the sneeze from coming out of my nose. This causes it to blast out of my ears. It hurt real bad the first few times, but now its no big deal.
     
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    In all truthfullnes, I don't really sneeze. I pretty much hold the whole sneeze in my head. But I just thought I'd respond to one of the three choices give :)
     
  9. hal

    hal Dictator Staff Member

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    lol, too funny!

    Not being the master-of-my-domain that Troll evidently is ;), I'd probably choose Morety's option.
     
  10. {950}Slayer|PuF

    {950}Slayer|PuF Master of the Paddle

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    I held back a sneeze once.....

    and then this happened!!![​IMG]


    This one is for WANK!!![​IMG]= [​IMG]
     
  11. Robo-Junkie

    Robo-Junkie Ghost of Robo-Past

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    ha!

    Both of my eyes move independantly from each other, so I just turn my head to the left, keeping my right eye on the monitor & sneeze while capping that [insert funny word here]
     
  12. ZZMaj

    ZZMaj New Member

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    Before I start playing UT I click on My Properties and click disable sneezing, coughing and itching.
    It helps a lot and keeps my monitor clean. :)
     
  13. Kokensu

    Kokensu Fire in Ma Belly!

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    fortunately with my 37337 UT s|<1775

    I don't have to look at the monitor. I'll just let go of the mouse and use that hand to grab a tissue. Then I'll just run using my left hand only. ;)

    The sad part is I can(and have) actually do that. Especially when I have to get the phone or my girlfriend is trying to be cute. Of course then I usually stop playing altogether ;)
     
  14. Harm|PuF

    Harm|PuF Legion of Lions for Life!

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    In order to fully devote myself to my clan I have under-gone brain surgery and my hypothalamus now sits in a jar of some funky smelling liquid next to my monitor. Not only does that eliminate sneezing but every other automatic reactions that my body may try to make.

    I'm currently testing out what seratonin and dopamine injections will do for the need of sleep. I hope that soon sleep will no longer be a necessity, so I can then practice my skills all night long while you simpletons sleep...mwhahahahaha!!!!
     
  15. kamikaze9

    kamikaze9 New Member

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    I'd choose option 2.... if you sneeze all over the monitor then you're stuck cleaning it up! :(
     
  16. Nemephosis

    Nemephosis Earning my Infrequent Flier miles

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    You're supposed to clean that up!?! NOW ya tell me! No wonder it seems like I was looking through fog! :D:D:D
     
  17. Lord_Dragon[FB]

    Lord_Dragon[FB] that's some cold ****

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    turn left and sneeze...i don't need to look, i know where i'm going :)
     
  18. Foxpaw

    Foxpaw This Spot For Rent

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    I think I would probably turn my head and sneeze. Sneezing all over your monitor would probably make it hard to see, and you'd probably get taken out. I'm curious as to what you did lunchblaze?
     
  19. Tetris L

    Tetris L Smartass

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    Have you ever released a GES Biorifle altfire on a monitor?? It wouldn't survive that. So I prefer to ruin the carpet. But never would I take my hands off the mouse/keys.
     

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