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Hottest cat thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Sapphire Nights, Mar 4, 2002.

  1. Peregrine

    Peregrine Death from above

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    Ph34r the smiling (now jpg'ed) kitty!
     
  2. Mute

    Mute All you have to do is smile!

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    miaow?
     
  3. Mute

    Mute All you have to do is smile!

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    *prrrrrrm?*
     
  4. Mute

    Mute All you have to do is smile!

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    *pounce!!!!*
     
  5. Mute

    Mute All you have to do is smile!

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    *BELCH!!!*
     
  6. Lizard Of Oz

    Lizard Of Oz Demented Avenger

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    [​IMG]

    The End of the Raven

    By Edgar Allen Poe's Cat

    On a night quite unenchanting, when the rain was downward slanting,
    I awakened to the ranting of the man I catch mice for.
    Tipsy and a bit unshaven, in a tone I found quite craven,
    Poe was talking to a Raven perched above the chamber door.
    "Raven's very tasty," thought I, as I tiptoed o'er the floor,
    "There is nothing I like more"

    Soft upon the rug I treaded, calm and careful as I headed
    Towards his roost atop that dreaded bust of Pallas I deplore.
    While the bard and birdie chattered, I made sure that nothing clattered,
    Creaked, or snapped, or fell, or shattered, as I crossed the corridor;
    For his house is crammed with trinkets, curios and wierd decor -
    Bric-a-brac and junk galore.

    Still the Raven never fluttered, standing stock-still as he uttered,
    In a voice that shrieked and sputtered, his two cents' worth -
    "Nevermore."

    While this dirge the birdbrain kept up, oh, so silently I crept up,
    Then I crouched and quickly lept up, pouncing on the feathered bore.
    Soon he was a heap of plumage, and a little blood and gore -
    Only this and not much more.

    "Oooo!" my pickled poet cried out, "Pussycat, it's time I dried out!
    Never sat I in my hideout talking to a bird before;
    How I've wallowed in self-pity, while my gallant, valiant kitty
    Put and end to that damned ditty" - then I heard him start to snore.
    Back atop the door I clambered, eyed that statue I abhor,
    Jumped - and smashed it on the floor.
     
  7. CHRYSt

    CHRYSt You can't help that. We're all mad here.

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    I win.
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    Cat deeley. Suck it!
     
  8. that was AWESOME rog!

    did You come up with it yourself of did you get it somewhare? if so, whare? :)
     
  9. Lizard Of Oz

    Lizard Of Oz Demented Avenger

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    Re: that was AWESOME rog!


    On this night quite enchanting, while the rain is downward slanting,
    I searched the net for funny cat lore.
    Surprised and quite amazing, I stumble upon a satire of the Raven.
    So, search the net I implore.
    Google it, nothing less, nothing more.
     
  10. PuppyShade

    PuppyShade I did something m0tarded and now I have read only access! :(

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    i gotta post my kat:

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Sapphire Nights

    Sapphire Nights BANNED

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    You just never know where a thread will go around here :D :rolleyes: :)
     
  12. Silver_Dragon

    Silver_Dragon Gone

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    Oh, I didn't know we already had a thread like this. :D

    *bump*

    Here's one. :)
     
  13. Lizard Of Oz

    Lizard Of Oz Demented Avenger

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    Thank you, thank you very much . . .


    /me bows
     
  14. notintheface

    notintheface pragma inline

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    Pimpin my boyz

    Here they are in all their glory.:p
     

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