Hottest cat thread

[Peregrine]

Ph34r the smiling (now jpg'ed) kitty!

 

[Mute]

miaow?

 

[Mute]

*prrrrrrm?*

 

[Mute]

*pounce!!!!*

 

[Mute]

*BELCH!!!*

 

[Lizard Of Oz]

The End of the Raven

By Edgar Allen Poe's Cat

On a night quite unenchanting, when the rain was downward slanting,
I awakened to the ranting of the man I catch mice for.
Tipsy and a bit unshaven, in a tone I found quite craven,
Poe was talking to a Raven perched above the chamber door.
"Raven's very tasty," thought I, as I tiptoed o'er the floor,
"There is nothing I like more"

Soft upon the rug I treaded, calm and careful as I headed
Towards his roost atop that dreaded bust of Pallas I deplore.
While the bard and birdie chattered, I made sure that nothing clattered,
Creaked, or snapped, or fell, or shattered, as I crossed the corridor;
For his house is crammed with trinkets, curios and wierd decor -
Bric-a-brac and junk galore.

Still the Raven never fluttered, standing stock-still as he uttered,
In a voice that shrieked and sputtered, his two cents' worth -
"Nevermore."

While this dirge the birdbrain kept up, oh, so silently I crept up,
Then I crouched and quickly lept up, pouncing on the feathered bore.
Soon he was a heap of plumage, and a little blood and gore -
Only this and not much more.

"Oooo!" my pickled poet cried out, "Pussycat, it's time I dried out!
Never sat I in my hideout talking to a bird before;
How I've wallowed in self-pity, while my gallant, valiant kitty
Put and end to that damned ditty" - then I heard him start to snore.
Back atop the door I clambered, eyed that statue I abhor,
Jumped - and smashed it on the floor.

 

[CHRYSt]

I win.

Cat deeley. Suck it!

 

[Terminal {DTH}]

that was AWESOME rog!

did You come up with it yourself of did you get it somewhare? if so, whare?

 

[Lizard Of Oz]

Re: that was AWESOME rog!

Originally posted by Terminal {DTH}
did You come up with it yourself of did you get it somewhare? if so, whare?

On this night quite enchanting, while the rain is downward slanting,
I searched the net for funny cat lore.
Surprised and quite amazing, I stumble upon a satire of the Raven.
So, search the net I implore.
Google it, nothing less, nothing more.

 

[PuppyShade]

i gotta post my kat:

 

[Sapphire Nights]

You just never know where a thread will go around here

 

[Silver_Dragon]

Oh, I didn't know we already had a thread like this.

*bump*

Here's one.

 

[Lizard Of Oz]

Originally posted by Sapphire Nights
You just never know where a thread will go around here

Thank you, thank you very much . . .


/me bows

 

[notintheface]

Pimpin my boyz

Here they are in all their glory.