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Hot New Contest for the XMP Community!

Discussion in 'Unreal 2' started by Butt_Turd, May 19, 2004.

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  1. Butt_Turd

    Butt_Turd Banned

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    Greetings all. Myself and my fellow nazi admins would like to take the time to thank you all for making this such a great community. As you know, we like to ban people we don't like or just for any reason really, while we let other people do the exact same thing and get by with it. We especially like to pick on PET, just because we feel like it.

    I would like to announce that we have developed a new contest for everyone. We thought it'd be great for us all to finally meet each other in real life.

    Therefore, we have created an ASS-SLAPPING contest to be held at The Blue Oyster Gay Men's Bar in San Francisco on July 6th, 2004.

    Grab a paddle and come get your asses slapped! Whoever swings the hardest will win a golden trophy in shape of a man's ass. Sorry, only wooden paddles allowed. No whips or anything like that. Well, maybe afterwards if people want to stick around for some hot action we can...but let me think about it.

    As we all know there's nothing wrong with a little slap and tickle now and then. This contest is open to women as well as men. We'll take pictures of the reddest, rawest asses and post them to the forum. This is a great opprounity to get together to have fun. We hope you all can make it.

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    Indian/IndianPsycho
     
  2. Mantik

    Mantik Master Beta

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    *books his flight* Indian.. you're ass is mine!

    OMG PUN!
     
  3. i_am_Loki

    i_am_Loki god of mischief

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    omg! count me in sweet cheaks! :p

    lmao nice post
     
  4. .sl0w.

    .sl0w. ******

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    admin with 1 post...aaaaight....
     
  5. Mantik

    Mantik Master Beta

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    Oh well crap. Good call. This is LndianPsycho. Sigh..
     
  6. Air7725

    Air7725 Urusai

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    lmao nice try - nazi admin baning time i guess
     
  7. IndianPsycho

    IndianPsycho Registered user

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    Interesting.
     
  8. [Shadow]Aksen

    [Shadow]Aksen =vD=Aksen

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    If you want to know why people get picked on, it's because they act like this. Grow up.
     
  9. Sir_Brizz

    Sir_Brizz Administrator Staff Member

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    6 hours from spammed to banned.
     
  10. PF Prophet

    PF Prophet New Member

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    but at least its funny :p could be worse it could have been REALLY REALLY poorly done and stupid :p
     
  11. Xaero

    Xaero Who Dey!

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    you mean like when he impersonated me as Xaer0?
     
  12. PF Prophet

    PF Prophet New Member

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    yeah

    give stupid(person doing this) credit at least this one looked credible :p
     
  13. [LNS]ICovetYourChild

    [LNS]ICovetYourChild =vÐ=ICovetYourChild

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    it was actually funny...
     
  14. Creig

    Creig Back from the dead

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    This by far is the funniest spam post I have read. When I read this I fell out my chair laughing. It is good to have a laugh no and then. Moving back to xmp, I look forward to owning in the upcoming tourney.
     
  15. Mole[DCSB]

    Mole[DCSB] DCSB Clan Member

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    The least they could have done was get the avatar right :/
     
  16. [LNS]ICovetYourChild

    [LNS]ICovetYourChild =vÐ=ICovetYourChild

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    Or not put "Banned" under their name...
     
  17. p37g01df15h

    p37g01df15h /me bubbles

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    I thought the funniest ones were the IRC logs....or the black jokes. Damn, those were funny.
     
  18. WolfmanK

    WolfmanK Puppet Master of BBF

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    you worry me man.....
     
  19. bendman

    bendman budding Dev wannabe

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    Are people trying to get banned in the funniest way possible now?
     
  20. Xaero

    Xaero Who Dey!

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    just that one particular individual.
     
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