hips

[QUALTHWAR]

do these shorts make my hips look big?

 

[NeoNite]

She's wearing black, though. AND she's in a black seat thing.

I'm not sure.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

i know. when you wear black, you look a lot thinner, which is very disturbing in this case.

 

[The Purple Bunny]

Why do you have a picture of my house?

 

[QUALTHWAR]

you live in a bunker?

 

[Cat Fuzz]

OMG WTF IS THAT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY MOLY ON A STICK HANGING UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE RAFTERS!!!!!

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Lmao. Finally, someone recognizes the enormity of the situation. No pun intended. The sad part is she thinks she needs to eat. She could live off her fat for maybe 6 months if she had to.

 

[Cat Fuzz]

How the hell is she gonna get up from that chair? How is that chair NOT collapsing from the weight? Is there a crane just out of view that she uses? Does she have to have pilot cars in front and back when she travels? Can you REALLY believe it's not butter???

 

[QUALTHWAR]

My wife is tiny. It’s as if she’s wearing the weight of my wife on each leg. She’s like 3 people. I call these people ATOM COLLECTORS. We are all made up of atoms. Some people seem to horde more than their fair share. Such people are responsible for mountain ranges. When they collide with continents, they push up the rock and create mountains. This is just a guess, but I bet she has a plumber coming to her house every 2 weeks to replace the wax gasket under her toilet.

 

[oosyxxx]

... what you get when you breed Jabba the Hut with the Michelin Man.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

lol

 

[oosyxxx]

Aw, dude?
When yer trippin'?
Ya gotta cook a pizza inside Jabba the Hut's ****!

 

[QUALTHWAR]

britney spears song?

 

[oosyxxx]

No, it's one of Ted Turner's private lamentations.