Okay, I honestly got bored with the boycott of the forums, so I've come back, and my new signature includes the use of the word "****", so that's cool, and if you actually read the signature over, you'll see why it is so, so true.
Anyways, yes. I've missed you, my little peons, and my long, thief-like fingers have missed drooling over many a good idea.
INF is looking better than ever, much as the girl across the street does as her breasts grow with maturity.
How have you all been? Good I hope.
Here's some stuff I recommend you all do.
1) Download the MDK2 demo. Its made by BioWare, a kick-ass Edmonton (that's a city in Canada for any of you foreigners) based company, and you undoubtedly know some of their work. On my system, this game looks awesome, but unfortunately I had to spend most of the time playing it wiping up blood splotches with a kleenex. Why the blood splotches? Its so damn pretty, it gave me a nose bleed. That, and an odd, feces-and-urine smell is emenating from my crotch. Yes children, its that good and wholesome for you.
2) Watch the Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty trailer over and over until you can recite the script in English and Japanese, synched perfectly with the video. It is truly beautiful (reference: the girl across the street)
3) Watch the Evil Dead series (including Army of Darkness) over and over, until you can recite the script, synched perfectly with the video. Then laugh at how much Duke Nukem went from a cute kid's shoot-em-up to a cheap Bruce Campbell rip-off-athon.
4) Play Bad.Mojo's drinking game.
Rules:
-Everytime I say the word "****" that's a half shot (you'll be drunk after one post, I promise)
-Everytime I say the word "shit", that's a shot too.
-Everytime I reference somebody's ass, nose, or autoerotic tendencies, that's a shot. (eg: "Take your head out of your ass", "stop picking your nose for a while and..." or "if you just didn't masturbate so much you'd...")
-Everytime I mention how much I love guns, cars, women, or hunting, that's a chug.
-Everytime some no-name forum newbie tries to challenge me, first a: laugh at them for what you know is about to come and b: take a shot
-Everytime I get something cut from my post for being "to vulgar" for swearing, that's a chug.
Enjoy your trip to the Hospital's Stomach Pump, children.
Something to think about: If you started giving kids the chair, they'd probably stop shooting each other.
Something else to think about: You can't see inside your head by lighting a q-tip on fire.
Yet another thing to contemplate: While sitting on the crapper, don't strain to hard, or you might have an aneurism. I know how good a really nice shit feels, but its not worth your brain exploding and flooding with blood.
That's all for now kids.
Try not to think TOO hard, okay?
Why is it scenes of violence and substance abuse are readily consumed by society, but displays of beauty such as the naked body or expressions of emotion such as swearing are treated as taboo?
Because people are ****ing stupid.
Anyways, yes. I've missed you, my little peons, and my long, thief-like fingers have missed drooling over many a good idea.
INF is looking better than ever, much as the girl across the street does as her breasts grow with maturity.
How have you all been? Good I hope.
Here's some stuff I recommend you all do.
1) Download the MDK2 demo. Its made by BioWare, a kick-ass Edmonton (that's a city in Canada for any of you foreigners) based company, and you undoubtedly know some of their work. On my system, this game looks awesome, but unfortunately I had to spend most of the time playing it wiping up blood splotches with a kleenex. Why the blood splotches? Its so damn pretty, it gave me a nose bleed. That, and an odd, feces-and-urine smell is emenating from my crotch. Yes children, its that good and wholesome for you.
2) Watch the Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty trailer over and over until you can recite the script in English and Japanese, synched perfectly with the video. It is truly beautiful (reference: the girl across the street)
3) Watch the Evil Dead series (including Army of Darkness) over and over, until you can recite the script, synched perfectly with the video. Then laugh at how much Duke Nukem went from a cute kid's shoot-em-up to a cheap Bruce Campbell rip-off-athon.
4) Play Bad.Mojo's drinking game.
Rules:
-Everytime I say the word "****" that's a half shot (you'll be drunk after one post, I promise)
-Everytime I say the word "shit", that's a shot too.
-Everytime I reference somebody's ass, nose, or autoerotic tendencies, that's a shot. (eg: "Take your head out of your ass", "stop picking your nose for a while and..." or "if you just didn't masturbate so much you'd...")
-Everytime I mention how much I love guns, cars, women, or hunting, that's a chug.
-Everytime some no-name forum newbie tries to challenge me, first a: laugh at them for what you know is about to come and b: take a shot
-Everytime I get something cut from my post for being "to vulgar" for swearing, that's a chug.
Enjoy your trip to the Hospital's Stomach Pump, children.
Something to think about: If you started giving kids the chair, they'd probably stop shooting each other.
Something else to think about: You can't see inside your head by lighting a q-tip on fire.
Yet another thing to contemplate: While sitting on the crapper, don't strain to hard, or you might have an aneurism. I know how good a really nice shit feels, but its not worth your brain exploding and flooding with blood.
That's all for now kids.
Try not to think TOO hard, okay?
Why is it scenes of violence and substance abuse are readily consumed by society, but displays of beauty such as the naked body or expressions of emotion such as swearing are treated as taboo?
Because people are ****ing stupid.