So, it turns out that my alcohol expenditures exceed my income.
Now i know you all know me as a very budget-conscious person who worked his way up from a farming family, and had two jobs in high school, and three jobs in college (which i paid for myself).
Thing is, my wife refuses to acknowledge our budget, so i need help. She thinks having a PC is more important than eating. Makes no sense.
So please send all your discretionary income to my Paypal account. Now. It is quite obvious to me that, even though you have worked hard for your money and where you are in life, i deserve special treatment and, as so, do not have to talk to lending institutions. Or figure out a better budget.
i have pretty big man-tits and will show them to all contributors.
Now i know you all know me as a very budget-conscious person who worked his way up from a farming family, and had two jobs in high school, and three jobs in college (which i paid for myself).
Thing is, my wife refuses to acknowledge our budget, so i need help. She thinks having a PC is more important than eating. Makes no sense.
So please send all your discretionary income to my Paypal account. Now. It is quite obvious to me that, even though you have worked hard for your money and where you are in life, i deserve special treatment and, as so, do not have to talk to lending institutions. Or figure out a better budget.
i have pretty big man-tits and will show them to all contributors.