HEY GUYS! I NEED CASH! QUICK!

[Skold]

So, it turns out that my alcohol expenditures exceed my income.

Now i know you all know me as a very budget-conscious person who worked his way up from a farming family, and had two jobs in high school, and three jobs in college (which i paid for myself).

Thing is, my wife refuses to acknowledge our budget, so i need help. She thinks having a PC is more important than eating. Makes no sense.

So please send all your discretionary income to my Paypal account. Now. It is quite obvious to me that, even though you have worked hard for your money and where you are in life, i deserve special treatment and, as so, do not have to talk to lending institutions. Or figure out a better budget.

i have pretty big man-tits and will show them to all contributors.

 

[213]

lolz.

(I hope this post does not constitute "contributing". please don't show me your man-tits.)

 

[Festering Anus]

I will trade you money to support my crack addiction

 

[Agent_5]

So, it turns out that my alcohol expenditures exceed my income.

That doesn't sound like anything new.

Now i know you all know me as a very budget-conscious person who worked his way up from a farming family...

Actually, I don't.

...and had two jobs in high school, and three jobs in college (which i paid for myself).

uh-huh...

Thing is, my wife refuses to acknowledge our budget

That doesn't sound like anything new.

so i need help.

You need a lot more than that.

So please send all your discretionary income to my Paypal account. Now.

No.

It is quite obvious to me that, even though you have worked hard for your money and where you are in life, i deserve special treatment

I disagree.

and, as so, do not have to talk to lending institutions.

I thought your wife was a lending institution.

i have pretty big man-tits and will show them to all contributors.

I don't suppose we could have a side-by-side photo where we could compare them to your wife's, could we?

 

[BITE_ME]

I don't suppose we could have a side-by-side photo where we could compare them to your wife's, could we?

Needs to be pictures with faces.
So we can tell, who's they are.

 

[Jacks:Revenge]

this is a child smoking a cigarette.

he think you're an alcoholic.

 

[KaL976]

I think A5 has this thread pretty much covered

 

[d3tox]

Put that bitch's ass to work. MAKE A PORN ALREADY.

 

[Neddaf]

this post. my signature.

 

[DeathBooger]

I only have one single tiny insignificant question before I give you all of my money. Did you have a man-tit augmentation? I like natural looking man-tits.

 

[m00naY]

m00bs !!!

 

[dotnetbeast]

Tell your wife imma be late tonight, Skold.

 

[TheGunkster]

False advertising?

As someone "in the know":

i have pretty big man-tits

As far as man tits go, i'd say they're 4/10 at best

 

[Skold]

Gunk!!!1!!11

Dude my wife cleaned out the garage today and found the Ci LAN II poster! i will have pics tomorrow.

Anyh00, everyone will be glad to know that i raise $1.2 million dollars already. Thanks to everyone that contributed. i think i'll buy somma that fancy beer now!

 

[dc]

please give me money i will pay you back in 10 years

 

[Plumb_Drumb]

Just run into a liquor store, whip out some hand guns and ask them if they want to trade.

Every good liquor store needs guns.
How else will they shoot all the mexicans?

 

[Skold]

you guys are in teh wrong thread i have tons of cash now

 

[Plumb_Drumb]

how now cash cow

 

[Jacks:Revenge]

just remember; money can't buy you happiness.

but it's great for buying the things that you make happy.

 

[dotnetbeast]

just remember; money can't buy you happiness.

Yous a damn liar